#HashtagWars - #LesserAwardShows

  • Season 1 , Ep 1004
  • 01/09/2014
  • Views: 965

It's award season, so Chris asks the comedians to come up with award shows that no one would want to watch. (1:16)

(LAUGHTER)IT IS NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)IN HONOR OF SUNDAY NIGHT'S

GOLDEN GLOBES, WHICH IS LIKE THEOSCARS, BUT WITH AN OPEN BAR,

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS LESSERAWARD SHOWS.

LESSER AWARD SHOWS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: THE TODDLER'SCHOICE AWARDS, OR THE SAGGIES,

OR THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OFCHINA NO CHOICE AWARDS.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK.

STARTING NOW.

YES, KURT BRAUNOHLER.

>> GOLDEN SHOWER GLOBES.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS!

MIKE LAWRENCE?

>> THE SOPHIE'S CHOICE AWARDS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: WHERE THERE ARE NO

WINNERS.

POINTS.

YES, KURT BRAUNOHLER.

>> SAAG PANEER AWARDS.

>> Chris: NICE, INDIAN FOOD.

WELL DONE, POINTS.

YES, KRISTEN SCHAAL?

>> YOUR MOM LOVES IT AWARDS?

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: YOU JUST MADE SOME GUY

GASP IN THE BACKGROUND.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

SIR, YOU HAVE A WEAKCONSTITUTION.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE, KURT?

>> POLICE ACADEMY AWARDS.

>> Chris: FOR ANY OF THE "POLICEACADEMY" FILMS?

>> YES.

>> Chris: GOOD, THAT'S WHAT IWAS HOPING FOR, POINTS.

MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> THE CHRIS BROWN PEACE PRIZE.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: AS IN WHICH PIECE OFYOUR FACE DO YOU HAVE TO PICK UP

OFF THE GROUND AWARD?

POINTS.

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