Cory Kahaney - Causes

  • Season 8 , Ep 27
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 1,902

Cory got thrown out of a pro-choice rally. (2:18)

Cory Kahaney: YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT OCCURRED TO ME, I'M GETTING

TO BE A LITTLE BIT OF A

CELEBRITY.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA BRAG--

A LITTLE BIT OF A CELEBRITY.

AND I WAS THINKING, IT'S TIME

FOR ME TO GET A CAUSE.

I GOTTA GET BEHIND A CA--

ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE A CAUSE.

AND I HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT

ONE YET.

MY SISTER TOOK ME TO A

PRO-CHOICE RALLY, AND I THOUGHT

THIS WOULD BE GOOD.

PRO-CHOICE, YOU KNOW, MARCHING

FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS.

THAT SEEM-- I'M A WOMAN,

IT WORKED OUT.

AND SO I GAVE--

I'M THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE EVER

HEARD OF WHO GOT THROWN OUT OF

A PRO-CHOICE RALLY-- ME--

I GOT THROWN OUT.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

I WAS, YOU KNOW, MARCHING,

"WOMEN'S RIGHTS," YOU KNOW,

MARCHING.

AND-- I WAS LOOKIN'-- YOU KNOW,

I'M ON THE PRO-CHOICE SIDE.

AND THE RIGHT-TO-LIFERS WERE ON

THE OTHER SIDE.

NOT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN

IN AMERICA, COULD I POINT THIS

OUT?

[LAUGHTER]

I MEAN, REALLY WHAT ARE THE

CHANCES THEY'RE GONNA EVER

CONTEND WITH AN UNPLANNED

PREGNANCY?

I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT--

[APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW, I'M--

I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE NOT

GONNA GET PREGNANT.

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA COME FROM

THROW-CAUTION-TO-THE-WIND.

AND...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SO I'M MAKING MY LITTLE JOKES.

AND THE RIGHT-TO-LIFERS DIDN'T

APPRECIATE IT, I'LL TELL YA.

ONE OF THE RIGHT-TO-LIFERS GOT

VERY NASTY.

SHE ACTUALLY GRABBED MY SLEEVE.

SHE WAS LIKE, "LOOK, LADY.

IF I WAS PREGNANT," I SAID,

"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, MA'AM.

MA'AM.

OKAY.

IF YOU WERE PREGNANT, YEAH,

THERE WOULD BE A STAR OVER

BETHLEHEM."

SO...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WAS OUTTA THERE.

THEY DIDN'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE.

I THINK I GOT MY CAUSE WORKED

OUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?

I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD HEAD UP

THE ORGANIZATION THAT MONITORS

THE NUMBER OF HANDICAP PARKING

SPACES IN AMERICA.

I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD

THING.

YES.

OH, I KNOW IT SOUNDS

CONTROVERSIAL.

AND DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA,

I'M ALL FOR HANDICAP PARKING.

I JUST THINK IN CERTAIN CASES,

WE MAY HAVE GONE A LITTLE

OVERBOARD.

ARE YOU WITH ME?

IF YOU'RE NOT, IT'S OKAY.

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME,

THEN JUST EXPLAIN ONE THING,

OKAY.

WHY DO WE NEED 24 HANDICAP

PARKING SPACES AT HOME DEPOT?

COULD WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS?

[LAUGHTER]

COME ON!

IF A GUY CAN SPACKLE HIS

BATHROOM, LAY PIPE AND PUT UP

GUTTERS, DON'T YOU THINK HE CAN

WALK THE EXTRA 30 FEET TO THE

PARKING LOT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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