Lisa Lampanelli - William Shatner, Renaissance Man

Roast of William Shatner Season 1, Ep 101 08/20/2006 Views: 18,236

Lisa Lampanelli shares her unabashed reactions to William Shatner's writing and singing. (1:02)

We are here tonight to honor

show business legendWilliam Shatner.

[cheers and applause] As you all know,

William Shatneris an author too.

I've read your writing.

It sucks out loud.

Put it this way.

Your next project should bea suicide note.

I'm kidding,William Shatner.

Don't kill yourself.

Then Uhura over there

won't have anyone's houseto clean.

I kid.I love you, Nichelle.

Or as they called youon the Enterprise--


William Shatner isnot only a TV star

and a "writer."

As a singer,he is beyond compare.

It's true.

When Elton John heardWilliam Shatner sing Rocket Man,

he spit George Takei's dickout of his mouth.