Roast Battle - Sarah Tiana vs. Chris Cubas

Roast Battle - Night One - Uncensored Season 1, Ep 2 07/28/2016 Views: 6,546

Sarah Tiana kicks off her round against Chris Cubas with a burn about his looks, but he hits back with a joke about her vagina that ends up backfiring. (1:09)

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LIKE ALL TERRIBLE THINGS,LIKE INCEST AND SLAVERY,

SARAH TIANA'SFROM THE SOUTH.

THE ONLY THING THAT BURNS WORSETHAN HER PUSSY

IS THE CROSS SHE LEFTIN MY YARD.

[ CLICK, PROJECTILE WHISTLING ][ AUDIENCE GROANS ]

I LOVE THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOWWHAT A PUSSY LOOKS LIKE.

[ AIR HORN HONKS ]

[ GUN COCKS, GUNSHOTS ]

IT LOOKS LIKE THE WHITE DUDEIN THE WAVE.

THAT'S WHATIT LOOKS LIKE.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU KNOWWHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE,

BECAUSE A PUSSY IS LITERALLYTHE ONLY THING ON THIS PLANET

YOU WON'T EAT.

OH! OH! OH![ GUNSHOT ]

I LIKE THAT.OH.

YOU ARE LIKEOFFENSIVELY WHITE.

YOU LOOK LIKE A WALMART [BLEEP]AN "ALL LIVES MATTER" T-SHIRT.

AWW.THAT'S SO CUTE.

DAVID: TOPICAL.TOPICAL.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE STAYINGAT THE SAME HOTEL,

AND I HEARD CHRISAND HIS GIRLFRIEND

HAVING SEX LAST NIGHT.

THERE WAS A LOTOF HEAVY BREATHING,

AND THEN CHRIS FINALLYGOT HIS PANTS OFF.

MAN: YOU FAT!

DAVID: FAT JOKE.FAT JOKE.