Juston McKinney - Kids

  • Season 12, Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 115

If you want to be with a woman a long time and not have kids, you'll become her kid. (0:58)

I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, GUYS,IF YOU WANNA BE WITH A WOMAN

WITH-- A LONG TIME,AND YOU DON'T HAVE A KID,

YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?YOU'LL BECOME HER KID.

YEAH. SOME OF YOU,IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENIN'.

YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOES FROMWIFE/HUSBAND TO PARENT/CHILD.

EVERY TIMEWE GO GROCERY SHOPPING NOW,

IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS,IT ALWAYS ENDS UP LIKE THIS:

"NO, JUSTON. PUT IT BACK."YOU DON'T NEED IT. PUT IT BACK.

"WHAT DID I SAY?WHAT DID I-- ONE...

TWO-- DO I HAVETO GET TO THREE?"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME.IT'S EMBARRASSING.

FEEL LIKE JUSTGETTING OUT OF THE CART ANDRUNNING OUT OF THE STORE.

- I'M A GROWN MAN.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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