Nick Griffin - Bad Boys

  • Season 12 , Ep 17
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 1,017

Women like bad boys -- mainly Hollywood bad boys. (2:15)

AND OTHER THINGS, LIKE--SOME WOMEN LIKE BAD BOYS.

SOME WOMEN LIKE THEHOLLYWOOD BAD BOYS.

I LOVE IT WHENTHEY CALL ACTORS BAD BOYS.

I ALWAYSFIND THAT HILARIOUS.

VIN DIESEL, COLIN FARRELL,RUSSELL CROWE, THEY'RE BAD BOYS.

THEY GO TO WORK IN A LIMOAND THEY WEAR MAKEUP ALL DAY.

THAT'S A MINISKIRT AWAYFROM BEING A TRANSVESTITE.

"I KNOW, BUTHE'S GOT GREASY HAIR,HE SMOKES CIGARETTES,

"GOT A ROUGH BEARD.I THINK IT'S SEXY,

I LIKE THAT." DO YOU?THEN YOU SHOULD CRUISE

- THE GREYHOUND BUS STATION.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THOSE GUYS'LL [BLEEP] YOUFOR A CLARK BAR.

[LAUGHTER AND GROANS]

THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS BAD BOY.

IT'S JUST ASILLY MADE-UP TERM

TO GET YOU EXCITED ABOUT,YOU KNOW, VIN DIESEL.

IT'S A HYPE WORD.YOU EVER GET SICK OF ALLTHE CELEBRITY HYPE?

ANYONE GET SICK OF ALL THEENTERTAINMENT NEWS? YEAH!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I MEAN, I HYPE DENIRO,DENZEL WASHINGTON,

MERYL STREEP,OKAY. I GET IT.

BUT THEY GOTTA HYPEEVERY CELEBRITY NOW.

EVERY LITTLE ARTICLEIN THE GROCERY STORE LINE.

JESSICA SIMPSON,SHE HAS A MOVIE CAREER,

A MUSIC CAREER AND JUSTWENT THROUGH A PAINFUL DIVORCE.

- HOW DOES SHE STAY SO FIT?- [LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW.SHE MAKES $5 MILLION A MOVIE.

THAT MIGHT HELP.FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY,

SHE COULD HIRE A GUYWHO DID NOTHING ALL DAY

BUT SWAT COOKIESOUT OF HER HAND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"WOW! HOW DOESTHE RICH LADY DO IT?""I DON'T KNOW."

[LAUGHTER]

HOW DO POOR PEOPLE DO IT?THAT'S THE QUESTIONYOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF.

HOW DO PEOPLE WHO HAVEHARD JOBS PULL IT OFF?

HELL, ANYBODY CAN ACT.BOB SAGET ACTED.

HAS ANYONE EVER WATCHEDFULL HOUSE AND WENT,

"WOW, I NEVER COULD'VEPULLED THAT OFF.

THAT IS SOME GOOD-ASS ACTIN'RIGHT THERE, THAT'S-- "

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