Obama's Anger Translator - The Last Four Years

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President Obama's anger translator Luther reminds Americans of one of the president's biggest accomplishments. (2:06)

[Hail to the Chief playing]

GOOD EVENING,MY FELLOW AMERICANS.

NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN, I'D LIKETO ONCE AGAIN INTRODUCE YOU

TO MY ANGER TRANSLATOR LUTHER.- HI.

- NOW THIS NOVEMBER,I WANT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

TO ASK YOURSELVES, "WHAT HASCHANGED IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS?"

- WHO KILLEDOSAMA BIN LADEN?

- WHAT HAS MYADMINISTRATION ACCOMPLISHED?

- DID WE ACCOMPLISH KILLINGAMERICA'S BIGGEST ENEMY?

UH, CHECK,DID THAT, BOOM!

- IN 2011 ALONE, WE CREATED MOREJOBS THAN GEORGE W. BUSH DID

IN ALL EIGHT YEARSOF HIS OFFICE.

- EXCEPT FOR"OSAMA BIN LADEN HUNTER,"

BECAUSE THAT JOBDON'T EXIST ANYMORE,

'CAUSE I WENT OVER THERE,AND I KILLED HIM IN HIS FACE.

- WE HELPEDMAKE HEALTH CARE

ACCESSIBLE TO MOREAMERICANS THAN EVER BEFORE.

- I'M SORRY, WHAT'D YOU SAY?YOUR WORLD TRADE CENTER HURTS?

THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKETWO DEAD BIN LADENS

AND CALL MEIN THE MORNING, BI-I-ITCH?

- THIS ELECTION,MAKE THE DECISION

THAT YOU THINK BEST SERVESTHE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY.

- OR YOU CAN EATA DUM-DUM SANDWICH,

AND JUST VOTE FOR THE PERSONWHO DIDN'T KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN.

BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO IT?WHY WOULD YOU DO IT?

I MEAN, GOD DAMN.

- I PLAN TO RUNA CLEAN CAMPAIGN,

ONE BASED ON THE ISSUESAND THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS

OF MY ADMINISTRATION.- MM-HMM.

BUT I'M GONNATELL YOU RIGHT NOW,

IF THE REPUBLICANS--IF THEYHAD CAUGHT OSAMA BIN LADEN,

THERE WOULDN'T EVEN BEAN ELECTION, MAN.

THEY'D JUST PUTA CROWN ON HIS HEAD,

AND GIVE HIM A CASTLE,AND JUST CALL HIM

THE KING OF AMERICA,AND THAT'D BE IT.

I SAID,THAT'D BE IT!

- ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

JUST, YOU KNOW, BRING IT DOWNA NOTCH, THERE, LUTHER.

- OKAY, COME ON,LUTHER, MAN,

YOU'RE STRAIGHT UPOUT OF CONTROL, BROTHER.

- WELL, I-I--IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

- OKAY, DON'T BEATYOURSELF UP, IT'S OKAY.

- [coughing]'SCUSE ME.

- CAN A [bleep]GET A LOZENGE?

- NOW, LUTHER, YOU--YOU--YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD.

- OH...

ACTUALLY IT SAYS RIGHT HERE,I CAN SAY IT WHENEVER I WANT.

- I GUESS I CANSAY IT TOO.

GOODNIGHT, MY [bleep].

[Hail to the Chief playing]

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