Sheryl Underwood - Child Molestation

  • Season 7 , Ep 16
  • 05/29/2003
  • Views: 8,313

Sheryl doesn't completely blame R. Kelly for his scandal. (2:28)

Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN SERVE THE LORD

THE WAY YOU WANT TO SERVE

THE LORD.

CATHOLICS, STAY IN THE CATHOLIC

CHURCH PLEASE.

PLEASE, DO NOT LEAVE THE CHURCH

BECAUSE OF WHAT'S GOING ON

IN THE CHURCH.

THAT SHOULD NOT SHAKE YO FAITH.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND,

AS A BLACK WOMAN, I DON'T SEE

HOW THEY KEPT IT A SECRET

FOR 20 YEARS.

Y'ALL KNOW HAD THAT HAPPENED

IN THE BLACK CHURCH WE WOULD NOT

HAVE KEPT IT A SECRET FOR

20 YEARS.

HAD IT HAPPENED IN THE

BLACK CHURCH, SOMEBODY WOULD

HAVE WROTE IT UP IN THE

CHURCH BULLETIN AND READ IT

THE NEXT SUNDAY...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE

OLD BLACK LADY WOULD HAVE WALKED

UP TO THE MICROPHONE AND SAID,

"GIVE HONOR TO GOD, FROM WHOM

ALL BLESSINGS FLOW.

PASTOR'S, MINISTERS, VISITORS

AND FRIENDS.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

DEACON JOHNSON WILL NOT BE

DRIVING THE CHURCH VAN OR

ALL OF THE YOUTH GROUP NO MO,

BECAUSE HE'S TOUCHING THE

CHILDREN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'D LIKE TO THANK DEACON WATSON,

DEACON DAVIS AND

DEACON PATTERSON FOR GOING OVER

TO DEACON JOHNSON HOUSE

AND WHIPPIN' HIS NASTY ASS."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S US.

BUT WE GOT OUR OWN LITTLE CHILD

MOLESTATION THING GOING ON

IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY,

DON'T WE BLACK PEOPLE?

R. KELLY-ASS.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T BLAME HIM FOR

CONSIDERING A, YOU KNOW,

YOUNGSTER 'CAUSE I'M OLD.

BUT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A

17-YEAR OLD BOY.

THEY LOOK GOOD.

DON'T THEY LOOK GOOD?

NOW THEY LOOK GOOD.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH HAVING SEX

WITH A 17-YEAR OLD BOY,

MOST OF 'EM STILL LIVE AT HOME

WITH THEY MAMA.

AND I AM TOO OLD TO BE SNEAKIN'

INTO THE BITCH HOUSE TO HAVE SEX

WITH HER SON ON A TWIN BED.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

TO HAVE SEX ON A TWIN BED,

TO TRY TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE ON A

BED WITH STAR WARS SHEETS ON IT?

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

TO HAVE SEX WITH ONE OF THESE

STRONG LITTLE 17-YEAR OLD BOYS

WITH YOUR FOOT UP AGAINST

THE DOOR SO HIS STRONG-ASS MAMA

DON'T BUST IN ON YA?

AND THEN WHEN SHE BUST IN ON YA

ALL YOU CAN SAY IS, "HEY GIRL,

DIDN'T WE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL

TOGETHER?

WE THE SAME AGE."

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