Jon Dore - Trip to Amsterdam

  • Season 14, Ep 10
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 12,561

Jon Dore discovers that Amsterdam is not just museums; it also has prostitutes and drugs. (2:08)

YES, I TRAVEL.

I WENT TO -- THE WEIRDEST PARTABOUT TRAVELING IS IT'S FAR.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I WENT TO AMSTERDAM,

AND I WAS ONLY THEREFOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

AND DON'T "WHOO." I KNOW.YOU KNOW, PEOPLE RUSH TO JUDGE.

I KNOW WHAT GUYS DOWHEN THEY GO TO AMSTERDAM.

I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT UP TO.WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

BESIDES THE OBVIOUS THINGS GUYSDO WHEN THEY GO TO AMSTERDAM,

WE ALSO GOT REALLY HIGHAND GOT PROSTITUTES, OKAY?

SO, IT'S NOT ALL MUSEUMS,YOU WEIRDOS.

LOOK AT YOU.YOU'RE WEIRD.

OH, IF YOU VISIT HIROSHIMA,IT'S OKAY TO BE AN OPTIMIST.

JUST DON'T USE THE EXPRESSION

"EVERY CLOUDHAS A SILVER LINING."

[ LAUGHTER ]

BECAUSE MUSHROOM CLOUDS DON'T.

YOU GATHERED THAT.

IT DOESN'T NEEDFURTHER EXPLANATION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WAIT ONE SEC.

OKAY, THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST NOTLAUGHING AT THE GOOD STUFF.

UH...

WELL, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

WELL, I'LL GO BACK OUTAND I'LL DO SOME MORE.

BUT, I MEAN,THAT WAS THE THUNDER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S WHAT'S KNOWNAS "THE THUNDER"

FROM WHERE I'M FROM.

HEY, YOU GUYS, HOW YOU DOING?GOOD TO SEE YOU.

WAIT ONE SEC.[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I LIKE TO SIT AROUNDWITH MY FRIENDS.

UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DO THAT.IT'S FUN.

I LIKE TO SIT AROUNDWITH MY FRIENDS,

AND, OF COURSE, THE CONVERSATIONALWAYS LEADS TO

"WHAT IS THE MOSTPHILANTHROPIC ANIMAL?"

RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

RIGHT?

NO?

LOT OF PEOPLE THINKIT'S THE DOG,

BECAUSE IT HELPSBLIND PEOPLE AROUND.

NO. THE DOG'S TRAINEDTO DO THAT.

IT DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT.

CRICKETS ARETHE MOST PHILANTHROPIC.

THEY LET BLIND PEOPLE KNOWWHEN IT'S NIGHTTIME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

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