Weekend Bill

  • Season 3 , Ep 11
  • 01/16/2013
  • Views: 7,733

In order to get some dirt on Bill for the roast, the guys spend their weekend spying on him. (3:09)

- HOLY YOGA, DUDE!HE'S A YOGA DUDE.

- OH, WE CAN DESTROY HIM.NO ONE LIKES YOGA DUDES.

♪ GURU!

- DUDE, IT FUNNY BECAUSE, LIKE,GIRLS DO YOGA, AND HE'S A GUY,

AND HE'S DOING YOGA.- YEAH, THAT IS WHY IT'S FUNNY.

- RIGHT?- YEAH, WE'RE REALLY FINDING,

YOU KNOW,THE DEPTH OF THE COMEDY.

WE'RE REALLY DIGGING DEEP.- RIGHT. WHAT'S HE DOING...

NOW, THOUGH?

- OH, MY GOD.- NAKED YOGA.

- [chuckles]- WHAT?

- OH, MY GOD,HE'S A "NAKED YOGA" GUY.

WAIT, IS HE--GOD, HE'S SUCKING IT.

- YES! WE'RE GONNA SKEWER HIMWITH THIS!

- UGH.

- YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN MAKEFUN OF HIM FOR THIS?

- YEAH.- YEAH.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?THIS IS AMAZING.

HE'S LIKE A SUPERHERO.WE CAN'T REVEAL HIS SUPERPOWERS.

- I'M SORRY. DOES THIS NOTCOME ACROSS TO YOU AS JUST

THE GAYEST THINGYOU'VE EVER SEEN?

- I THINK IT'S GAYNOT TO SIP YOUR OWN TIP.

THAT MEANS YOU DON'T LIKEBLOW JOBS THAT MUCH,

AND THAT'S, LIKE,THE GAYEST THING IN THE WORLD.

- RIGHT.

- UH, GUYS,I THINK HE'S ABOUT TO--

- OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LAP.LET'S TAKE A LAP.

- OH, GOD, HE'S IN THERE.

- WHAT'S HE DOING?

- I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS.

IT'S MEDICAL CREAM FOR ECZEMA,WITHOUT A DOUBT.

[kazoo humming]

OKAY, SO HE'S A STREET PERFORMERWITH ECZEMA.

THIS IS...SAD.- THIS IS GREAT!

WE HAVE SO MUCH GOOD STUFFFOR THE ROAST.

- WHAT? WHAT'S FUNNYABOUT UNLIMITED SELF-BLOW JOBS

AND GETTING PAIDTO DO THE ROBOT?

NOTHING.

I'M JEALOUS OF THIS DUDE.

WE'RE COMING UP DRY.

WE CAN'T MAKE FUN OF HIMFOR THIS.

[kazoo humming]

- I'M NOT DOINGTHIS AGAIN, DUDE.

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.

[kazoo humming]

JESUS CHRIST!OKAY, FINE, HAM?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

- OH, NO,THIS IS JUST DEPRESSING.

- [whispering]YEAH, I'M SAD TOO...

MOSTLY HUNGRY, ACTUALLY.

- [whispering] YEAH.DERS, GO ORDER A PIZZA.

- [whispering]THEY DON'T SERVE PIZZA HERE.

IT'S A SANDWICH PLACE.

- DO YOU THINKTHEY'LL DELIVER PIZZA HERE,

LIKE, IF WE ORDERFROM A PIZZA PLACE?

- DO YOU HAVE A PUNCH CARD?[kazoo humming]

YOU PUNCHED THIS YOURSELF,DIDN'T YOU?

[kazoo hums]

- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?GET OUT. WE'RE DONE.

BEAT IT.[kazoo hums]

DON'T TAKE THAT SANDWICH!I WILL CALL THE COPS!

- HEY, HANG ON A SECOND,HANG ON A SECOND.

I'LL PAY FOR HIS FOOD.LOOK, HE'S...

HE'S MY DAD,SO I'M VERY EMBARRASSED.

I'M SURE YOUR DAD'S EMBARRASSEDYOU FROM TIME TO TIME.

- NO, HE HASN'T.HE'S--HE HAS GREAT JUDGMENT.

HE WOULD NEVER DOSOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MEALL DAY?

- EH, SINCE, LIKE, 9:00 A.M.

- SO YOU SAW ME...?

- MM-HMM.

- YES. YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH MEHOW TO DO THAT.

- BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'TWANNA GO DOWN THAT ROAD.

- IT'S THE ONLY ROADI WANT TO GO DOWN.

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