EVERYONE, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE

MY NEWASSISTANT-IN-TRAINING, TAD.

TAD WILL BE DOING MY DIRTY WORK

SO I CAN KEEP MY DISTANCEAND STILL SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY.

- THANK YOU.

OUR DATA SHOWS THATA CERTAIN FIRE-CROTCH HALFY

WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS--

[coughs]CALLIE--

EXCUSE ME.

CALLIE HAS BEEN SABOTAGINGTWAYNE'S AUTHORITY.

WELL, CHILDREN,THOSE DAYS ARE GONE.

AS OF RIGHT NOW, CALLIEIS DEMOTED TO SUB-BASEMENT 37:

USELESS DATA ENTRY.

- THAT'S BULLCRAP!

DATA ENTRY IS FOR INTERNSAND THE HANDICAPPED.

TWAYNE.

- UM--- SHH.

- UGH.

- BYE, CALLIE.

NO HARD FEELINGS, 'KAY?

- DON'T APOLOGIZE TO HER.

SHE'S DEAD NOW.

I'M YOUR NEW YES-MAN.

- HA-HA.YOU'RE THE MAN, TAD.

I MEAN, YES-MAN.

OKAY, THAT WAS ME.I DESERVED THAT.

- I WANT YOU TO WRITESOMETHING DOWN:

NEVER KISS THE ASSOF AN ASS-KISSER.

NOW,WHERE'S MARK LILLY?

- I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME.

YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME?

- YOUR DEPARTMENT IS A FARCE.

I'M SLASHINGYOUR OPERATING BUDGET BY 80%.

- JUST FIRE HIM.

HE'S OF NO USETO THE DEPARTMENT.

I...REALLY SORRY.

STABBING YOU IN THE THROATIS THE KEY TO MY SURVIVAL,

AND FOR THE RECORD,HATE THE HAIR.

- LISTEN TO ME, WIZARD MAN,YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS.

ONE, I STAB THIS SHARDSO DEEP IN YOUR NECK

THAT NO AMOUNT OF MAGICWILL SAVE YOU,

OR TWO, YOU HIGHTAIL YOUR ASSOUT OF THIS BUILDING

AND NEVER COME BACK.

- NUMBER TWO.NUMBER TWO.

I'LL BE FREE OF THIS USELESS JOBONCE AND FOR ALL.

I'LL FINALLY MAKE GOODON MY LIFELONG DREAM.

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU GUYSMY DREAM TO BE A--

[together]MATADOR.

- OH,SO I'VE TOLD YOU.

[shimmering tone]

- TOUGH.

I LIKE A MANWHO CAN TAKE CHARGE.

MAYBE WE COULD FINDA NEW POSITION FOR YOU HERE,

OR AT LEAST A USEFOR THAT MOUTH OF YOURS.

- [inhales]

I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.

NO CALLS.

[exhales]

- [coughs]

- BLONDS DO HAVE MORE FUN.