Extended - #HashtagWars - #FootballMovies - Uncensored

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Paul Scheer, Whitney Cummings and Will Sasso bring football to the big screen with game day-related reboots. (1:39)

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>> HARDWICK: Now it is time for

tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering and applause)

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> HARDWICK: This Sunday's game

is sure to make excellent

background noise while I look at

my phone and wait for


Especially those sweet, sweet

superhero movie trailers, 'cause

the only time I watch grown men

give each other concussions, is

when one of those men is


So in preparation for th-- Oh,

Logan looks fucking great.

>> Logan has hair!

>> HARDWICK: He has hair.

It looks so good.

So in preparation for this

alliance between the NFL and

cinema, tonight's hashtag is


Examples might be, The Tom Brady

Bunch movie.


There it is... yeah.

(cheering and applause)

I don't know.

Let's see, you can also do, uh,

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Field

and Schindler's Blitz.

We'll put 60 seconds and begin.


>> White Men Can't Punt.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Will Sasso.

>> Christopher Nolan's


>> HARDWICK: Points.

Paul Scheer.

>> A Streetcar Named Gronkowski.

>> HARDWICK: Points.


>> The Sisterhood of the

Tackling Pants.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

>> Oh, oh.

>> HARDWICK: Whitney again.

>> Uh, Tebow Mutant Ninja


>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Very good. Very well played.

Nice try, Will Sasso.

Paul Scheer.

>> Meet Joe Buck.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.


>> Crouching Bengals, Hidden


>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.


>> Quarterback to the Future.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Will Sasso.

>> The Curious Case of Benjamin


>> HARDWICK: Points.

Whitney Cummings.

>> Oh. Who Framed O.J. Simpson?

>> HARDWICK: Points.

(cheering and applause)