Mark's Homeless Ex-Girlfriend

  • Season 2 , Ep 212
  • 08/25/2011
  • Views: 20,118

When Jaclyn, Mark's ex, shows up at class, details of Mark's past are revealed. (1:39)

[smacking]

- UH, TEACHER,

CAN DIRTY LADY WITH BREATHOF CAT FOOD SIT IN HALLWAY?

- HEY, ALL MY STUDENTSARE ENTITLED

TO THE SAME AMOUNT OF RESPECT.

- BUT SHE'S POOPING ON RICK.

- AN HONEST MISTAKE.

SHE CAN SIT NEXT TO ME.

HEY, CLASS, IT'S SO EASYJUST TO DISMISS THE HOMELESS

WITHOUT GIVING THEMA SECOND LOOK.

- MARK, IT'S ME, JACLYN.

WE DATED JUNIOR AND SENIOR YEARIN COLLEGE.

- JACLYN?

JACLYN ANDERSON?

- HA!

YOU HAD A THING FOR HOBOS!

- SHE WASN'T HOMELESSIN COLLEGE.

SHE WAS A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR,

PRESIDENTOF THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT.

SHE WAS PERFECT.

- WELL, YOU DIDN'T THINK SOBACK THEN.

HE DUMPED MEBECAUSE I HAD A SEVERE ALLERGY

TO HIS FAVORITE FOOD:EGGS.

- UGH.

- YOU'RE REMEMBERING THISALL WRONG,

BUT TO BE FAIR,WHO IS ALLERGIC TO EGGS?

I MAINTAIN IT WASA PSYCHOLOGICAL BLOCK.

I WAS SO DEPRESSEDOVER LOSING MARK

THAT I LOST MY SCHOLARSHIPAND I DROPPED OUT,

AND THEN MY PARENTS DISOWNED ME,

AND I ENDED UP LIVINGON THE STREETS BY THE GARBAGE.

- TEACHER IS COLD-BLOODED SNAKE.

- WELL, LOOKS LIKEWE'RE OUT OF TIME FOR TODAY.

CLASS DISMISSED.

- WE STILL HAVE 42 MINUTES.

- SO GLAD I GAVE YOU THATWRISTWATCH FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

- COULD SOMEONE DROP MEAT THE VENTILATION DUCT

BEHIND WHOLE FOODS?

THE JANITOR'S REALLY NICE.

HE PUTS OUT A BOWLOF WATER FOR ME.

- EH, WELL,YOU CAN CRASH WITH ME

UNTIL YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET.

- HE'S GOT A HOBO FETISH,JACLYN!

HE LAYS ONE HAND ON YOU,CALL ME.

- CALLIE, YOU'RE NOT GONNABELIEVE WHO WAS IN MY CLASS...

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