But first up, first up, I haveto report some devastating news.
WOMAN:Big news out of Hollywood.
After 12 years togetherand six children,
Angelina Jolie is filingfor divorce from Brad Pitt.
MAN: They've been together since 2004.
I can't believeAngelina is leaving Brad.
So no more Brangelina?
Does that mean this is like...this a-a Bradxit?
-Is that what this is?-(laughter)
-What is this, huh?-(laughter)
No, but seriously, you guysthink you're devastated.
Think about how Africansare feeling right now.
These two are our only way out!
-(laughter)-How do you think I got here?
-(cheers and applause)-No!