YOU GUYS,THE THREE OF US
HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONGTIME.
>> YEAH.
>> AND WE DO A LOT OF THINGSTOGETHER.
WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.
OUR MENSTRUAL CYCLES ARE IN SYNCNOW.
>> IN FACT, THIS YEAR, WE'REGONNA SPEND THANKSGIVING DINNER
TOGETHER.
AND I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I AMSO EXCITED TO BE SPENDING THIS
THANKSGIVING WITH TWO OF MYBEST FRIENDS, DAVID AND MICHAEL.
>> AND I AM SO EXCITED TO BESPENDING THANKSGIVING DINNER
WITH ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
[LAUGHTER]>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M
EXCITED ABOUT, HAVINGTHANKSGIVING DINNER AND GETTING
ME ONE OF THEM DRUMSTICKS.
>> OH.
OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> NO, DAVID.
IT'S JUST SO PRESUMPTUOUS OFYOU TO ASSUME THAT YOU WOULD
HAVE A DRUMSTICK WHEN YOU KNOWHOW MUCH I LIKE DRUMSTICKS.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKEDDRUMSTICKS.
>> OH, YOU ARE LYING THROUGHYOUR TEETH, DAVID.
WE HAD A LONG CONVERSATIONJUST THE OTHER DAY ABOUT MY LOVE
FOR THE STICK.
[LAUGHTER]>> WELL, FINE, MICHAEL.
THERE'S TWO DRUMSTICKS ON THETURKEY.
>> OH, SO I DON'T GET ADRUMSTICK, DAVID?
>> WELL, YOU NEVER SAIDANYTHING ABOUT WANTING A
DRUMSTICK.
>> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IHAD TO WRITE MY NAME IN BLOOD ON
THE TURKEY TO GET A DRUMSTICK,DAVID.
>> FORGET IT. I TAKE IT BACK.
>> YOU CAN'T IT BACK, DAVID.
IT'S OUT THERE NOW.
IT'S FLOATING IN THE ETHER.
>> IT IS FLOATING IN THE ETHERLIKE A TURD.
[LAUGHTER]>> YOU GUY'S, THERE ARE OTHER
PARTS OF A TURKEY.
>> OH, REALLY, DAVID?
NAME ONE.
I DEFY YOU TO NAME ONE OTHERPART OF THE TURKEY.
>> THE WING.
>> THE WING.
THAT IS SO OBVIOUS.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE WING?
>> WING IS GOOD.
WING'S A GOOD ONE.
>> NOW, WAIT A SECOND.
HOW COME HE SAID IT'S GOOD WHENI SAY IT'S OBVIOUS?
>> 'CAUSE THERE'S TWO WINGS ONA TURKEY, DAVID.
AND YOUR WING WAS OBVIOUS.
AND MICHAEL'S WING WASFASCINATING.
>> NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
REALLY, REALLY.
YOU GUYS EACH TAKE A DRUMSTICK.
I WON'T HAVE ONE.
>> NO, DAVID.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE.
OR ELSE THE WHOLE WORLD WILLCOME CRASHING DOWN ON YOUR HEAD.
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WON'T HAVE ONE.
I'LL STARVE MYSELF TO DEATH LIKEKAREN CARPENTER.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS, LOOK.
HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
WHOEVER WANTS A DRUMSTICK,RAISE YOUR HAND.
In Unison: OKAY.
I WANT A DRUMSTICK.
>> YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU ARE NOT GONNA LET THISGO, ARE YOU?
>> I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
I WANT A DRUMSTICK.
>> DAVID, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUANYMORE.
I THINK DAVID'S RIGHT.
HE DESERVES A DRUMSTICK AS MUCHAS YOU OR I.
AND I HAVE A COMPROMISE THAT ITHINK WILL MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY.
I'M GONNA ASK WHO WANTS ADRUMSTICK AGAIN.
AND WHEN I DO, DAVID, JUST FORTHE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, DON'T
RAISE YOUR HAND.
OKAY?
>> BUT I DO WANT A DRUMSTICK.
>> NO, I KNOW.
AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE ONE.
I'M JUST SAYING FOR THE SAKEOF ARGUMENT, DON'T RAISE YOUR
HAND.
>> YEAH, IT'S FOR THE SAKE OFARGUMENT.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WHO WANTS A DRUMSTICK?
In Unison: I WANT A DRUMSTICK.
>> GREAT.
SO, YOU AND I WILL HAVEDRUMSTICKS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> CUT.
YOU GUYS, BUT I WANTED TO HAVE ADRUMSTICK.
>> HEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAVID?
MICHAEL AND I FEEL REALLY GOODABOUT THIS DECISION.
AND WE REALLY NEED YOU TO BEHAPPY FOR US RIGHT NOW.
>> CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPYFOR US, DAVID?
>> WE REALLY NEED YOUR SUPPORT,OKAY, BUDDY?
>> SURE.
FINE, WHATEVER.
>> WAY TO GO, DAVE.
>> YOU DID IT, DAVID.
YOU DID IT.
GOOD JOB.