Sam Tripoli - Stripper in a Wheelchair

Mooney, Levy, Foster, Tripoli Season 7, Ep 712 01/23/2004 Views: 3,967

Sometimes you find your heroes in weird places. (1:32)

[LAUGHTER]

THERE EVEN IN THE NBA NOW.

WHAT'S UP?

SEVEN-SIX YAO MING!

WHICH I'M CONVINCED IS THREE

CHINESE GUYS STANDING ON TOP OF

EACH ANOTHER.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M TELLING YOU.

LIFT THE JERSEY, CHING, CHONG,

CHANG, RIGHT THERE, BRO.

[LAUGHTER]

WE NEED HEROES, BRO, WE NEED

HEROES.

BUT YOU GOTTA FIND YOUR HEROES

IN WEIRD PLACES.

LIKE I FOUND MINE IN A STRIP BAR

IN VEGAS.

LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE

SPEARMINT RHINO.

THERE I WAS ENJOYING

MY $12 BEER, WHEN I TURNED

MY HEAD AND I SAW, WHAT I

BELIEVE IS THE FIRST AND ONLY,

HANDICAPPED WHEEL CHAIR

STRIPPER.

THIS CHICK WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR

AND HAD A THONG ON.

AND SHE WAS THE SEXIEST THING

I'VE EVER SEEN.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER MOVE

SHE WAS LIKE DOING SOME

WHEELIES...

[LAUGHTER]

SHE HAD HYDRAULICS.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

BUT THE MAGIC, THE MAGIC WAS HER

WORKING THE POLE, OH, MY GOD!

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER POLE

WORK IT WAS JUST LIKE...

[LAUGHTER]

AND I MADE SWEET LOVE TO THAT

SPECIAL WOMAN!

ALRIGHT, NEW YORK, I'M OUT.