Jo Koy - P's and F's

  • Season 12 , Ep 3
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 56,141

Filipinos are Asian, but they look Mexican. (1:21)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I'M ACTUALLY FILIPINO.THAT'S WHAT I AM, I'M FILIPINO.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES,LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- THAT'S MY MOM.- [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

I'M FILIPINO-- DON'T CLAP.THAT'S MY MOM.

MY MOM'S FILIPINO.THE CRAZY THING ABOUT

FILIPINO'S, WE'RE ASIANS.WE JUST LOOK MEXICAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?WE LOOK MEXICAN.

BUT THE WAY YOU CAN TELLIS JUST OUR P'S AND OUR F'S.

LIKE MY MOM'S BEEN LIVINGIN THIS COUNTRY FOR 36 YEARS,

SHE STILL CAN'T GETHER P'S AND HER F'S RIGHTTO SAVE HER LIFE.

SHE CAN SAY 'EMJUST AT THE WRONG TIME.

LIKE GROWING UPSHE'D BE LIKE, "JOSEP?

JOSEP, DO YOU WANTBREAKPAST?HUH, HUH, JOSEP,

DO YOU WANT BREAKPAST?"AND SHE'D ALWAYS DO THIS DIP.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERETHIS DIP-- "JOSEP." "WHAT?""DO YOU WANT BREAKPAST?

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

"HUH, JOSEP,DO YOU WANT BREAKPAST?

DO YOU WANT SOME PROSTED PLAKES, JOSEP?"

YOU HEAR THAT ALL YOUR LIFE.YOU'RE LIKE,

"WHAT THE [BLEEP]ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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