Sandra Bernhard - Fashion World

Bill Kirchenbauer & Scott LaRose Season 1, Ep 0140 02/24/1992 Views: 944

The big trend now is to have no eyebrows. (2:27)

I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY ENSCONCEDIN THE FASHION WORLD

AND I JUST HAD TO GETOUT OF IT FOR A MINUTE.

THE MODELS WEREWEARING ME OUT:

THE CINDYS, THE LINDAS,THE TWO YASMINES

THE NADEGES, THE SHANAS,THE SHALOMS.

NO, THERE IS A MODELNAMED SHALOM.

NOW, YOU CAN BANKTHAT SHE HAS NO CONCEPT

OF WHAT IT MEANS, RIGHT?

"SHALOM, DO YOU REALIZETHAT YOUR NAME MEANS

PEACE AND LOVE,HELLO, GOOD-BYE?"

( in high voice: )NO, REALLY?

( laughter )

"SOMEBODY JUST GAVE IT TO MEONE DAY AND I TOOK IT."

SHALOM-- OF COURSE, THE TRENDNOW IS TO HAVE NO EYEBROWS

SO IF YOU HAVE ANY EYEBROWSJUST PLUCK THEM ALL OUT

AND THEN WHATEVER'S LEFT,BLEACH THEM.

THAT'S WHAT ONE OF THEBIG HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE

TOLD THE MODELS.

AND OF COURSE, THEY LISTENED.

THEY CAN'T MAKE ANY DECISIONSON THEIR OWN.

HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLEIN THE FASHION WORLD

ARE A COMPLETE NIGHTMARE.

THEY RULE YOU.

ONCE THEY HAVE YOU UNDERTHEIR CLUTCHES, IT'S ALL OVER.

THEY'LL PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS

THEY'LL CUT YOUR HAIR INANY CONFIGURATION THEY DECIDE.

THEY WILL TOTALLYHAZE YOU, COMPLETELY

UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKEA COMPLETE IDIOT.

AND YOU'LL GET INTO IT.

BUT NOTHING BEATSHAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE

IN THE TELEVISIONAND FILM INDUSTRY

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALLIN THE UNION, YOU KNOW.

THEY'RE ALL LIKE...

BY ALL RIGHTS THEY SHOULD BELIKE, OPERATING A LIFT, BUT...

THEY'RE DOING YOUR HAIRAND MAKEUP INSTEAD

AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.

IT'S THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE.

( in low voice: )"WELL, WE CAN TROLL IN

A LITTLE BIT OF STIPPLEUNDER YOUR EYES."

YOU CAN BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,GLAMOROUS MICHELLE PFEIFFER

AND THEY WILL MAKE YOULOOK LIKE HELL

AND TELL YOUHOW INCREDIBLE YOU LOOK.

AND THEN YOU GOTO SEE THE FILM

AND YOU GOT THESE HUGE BAGS,DEEP FURROWS, YOU LOOK 80.

( in low voice: )"THAT'S MY WORK UP THERE.

I USED TO LAY BRICKS, BUT..."

( laughter )

IT'S COMPLETELY INSANE.

THAT'S WHY I TRAVEL

WITH MY OWN HAIRAND MAKEUP PEOPLE

AND IT PAYS OFF.

IT'S FASHION, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.