Beard Bickering

Season 2 , Ep 11 10/30/08 Views: 25,458

Brian and Steve air out their feelings about facial hair while Sarah has another leaky dream. (1:55)

♪ IT'S JUST A LITTLE OL' YOU

[fish gargling]

♪ UNDER THE BLUE

[fish gargling]

♪ IF YOU WANT ME TO

[fish gargling]

♪ I'LL STAY WITH-- ♪

OH, THAT'S WEIRD.

WAIT A MINUTE,THIS MEANS SOMETHING.

OH, NO, I'M DOING IT AGAIN.

I'M PEEING THE BED.

AH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

[cell phone vibrating]

HELLO?

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PICK UPSOME CLEAN SHEETS

FROM THE HOSPITAL WHEN YOU GOTO WORK IN THE MORNING.

OH, SARAH,YOU DID IT AGAIN?

I'M DOING IT AS WE SPEAK.

UNCOOL.

I'M, LIKE, SLEEP-WALK-CALLING YOU,

BUT THE CALL IS ALSOPART OF MY DREAM.

BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY AWAKEAND I'M PEEING

WHILE I'M DOING ALL OF THIS,BUT I'M NOT EVEN UPSET ABOUT IT

BECAUSE IN MY DREAMI'M JUST PEEING IN THE OCEAN,

EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY NOT.

SARAH, STOP PEEING.

I CAN'T, LAURA.

THE DAM'S ALREADY BROKEN.

HERE, TALK TO STU.

[raspy incoherent babbling]

♪ LET'S GO TO THE MALL

♪ YOU KNOW THEY HAVE IT ALL

(woman)LET'S GO TO THE MALL.

♪ LET'S GO TO THE MALL

♪ YOU KNOW THEY HAVE IT ALL

(woman)LET'S GO TO THE MALL.

UH, WHY ARE YOU STOPPIN'?

THE PICTURE PLACEIS UPSTAIRS.

THE BARBERSHOP IS RIGHT THERE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'TWANNA GET CLEANED UP?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BARBERCOULD POSSIBLY DO FOR ME, STEVE.

MY HEAD IS BALDAND MY CHIN LOOKS GREAT.

ALL RIGHT, BRIAN,YOU GOT ME.

I THINK THE BEARD LOOKS STUPIDAND I WANT YOU TO CUT IT OFF.

YOU KNOW, AFTER THREE WEEKSOF YOUR OH-SO-SUBTLE HINTS,

THIS NEWFOUND HONESTY,

IT'S TRULY A GIFT.

WELL,MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS, BUDDY.

WHAT'S MY GIFT GONNA BE?

I'M NOT SHAVIN'THE BEARD, STEVE.

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