Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Mexicans Are the Hardest Working People on the Planet

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 1 01/18/2014 Views: 11,972

Neal Brennan doesn't understand why some people want to deport Mexicans. (1:46)

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- I got a lot ofMexican friends.

Here's the thing.

I live in the southwest.

People want to deport Mexicans.

Why would you want to deport

the hardest working people on the planet?

Mexicans are the hardest working people on the planet.

(applause)

Mexicans, please conserve your energy,

we need you for work tomorrow.

(laughter)

Two more jokes and it's vamanos, K?

(laughter)

White people are going to need you tomorrow.

You know what time?

First thing in themorning, that's correct.

(laughter and applause)

People want to deport Mexicans.

Mexicans are the hardest working people on the planet.

You know why I say the planet?

Look at Europe.

You know why everything's so old in Europe?

'Cause they don't have any Mexicans there

to build 'em new shit.

(laughter)

Mexicans would have a new Colosseum

up in three days, for real.

Two days if we paid 'em cash

(laughter)

Still not convinced, alright.

Mexicans will stand around all day

in a parking lot just in case some work breaks out.

(laughter)

Do you understand that?

They're like hookers for construction jobs.

(laughter and applause)

You won't see any other race of people doing that.

Whenever I see a bunch of Mexicans standing

in a line in a parkinglot, I think Home Depot.

Whenever I see a bunch of white people

standing in line in a parking lot,

I think Harry Potter premier.

(laughter and applause)