-How come when people get reallyloud that's not scary at all?
You know, I mean that'swhen they get quiet,
that's when shit gets weird.
You know, you bump into somebodyand you're like, hey, watch it,
And that guy goes, No!
You're like, he's a maniac.
I'm not intimidated by him.
He won't be able to see me.
Douchebags are likedinosaurs in that respect.
Just don't move.
But if he's super quiet,that's when shit gets weird.
Bump into somebody you'relike, hey, screw you, buddy.
That guy goes.
You're like, holy shit!
Grab your things!
This guys going to shank us.
What's wrong with this guy?
I like it here, guys.
I really like it here.
I don't like goingto nightclubs.
Want to know why?
AUDIENCE- Why Adam?
-A little delayed.
A little delayed.
Cause chicks arealways hitting on me,
and I'm just trying todance with my buddies.
Get in a tight circle, grindup and down on my dude friends.
Put all of our wallets inthe middle and just dance.
Just-- Wear a tight muscletee to attract the ladies.
Maybe show off aglute, maybe a tricep.
Meet a fine one, haveher buy me four drinks.
Right when she goes in for thekill I'll say something like,
it's dudes night out,and then saunter off.