Louis C.K. - Give It a Second

01/09/11 Views: 178,098

Although people should be grateful for modern technology, Louis C.K. points out that that's not the reality at all. (1:41)

IT'S AMAZING HOW DIFFERENT[bleep] IS NOW,

AND IT HASN'T BEEN THIS WAYFOR A LONG TIME.

IT'S BEEN A VERY SHORT TIME.

EVERYBODY HAS A PHONEIN THEIR POCKET.

IT DIDN'T USED TO BEYOU HAD A PHONE--

JUST A FEW YEARS AGO,

NOBODY HAD THEIR PHONE.

IT WAS JUST THE PHONE.

IT WAS THIS THING, THE PHONE,

THAT WAS IN A ROOMIN YOUR HOUSE.

AND THEN YOU HAD TO DIALTHIS [bleep] THING.

THERE WAS A ROTOR,

AND YOU HAD TO TURN ITAND GO--

[imitates rotary phone]

YOU ACTUALLY HATED PEOPLEWITH ZEROS IN THEIR NUMBERS,

'CAUSE THEY MADE YOU DO--

WELL, THIS GUY'S GOTA ZERO AND A NINE.

HOW BADLY DO I WANT TO TALKTO THAT PIECE OF [bleep]?

THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK.

NOW WE HAVE THIS,WHICH IS AMAZING.

WE HAVE THESE PHONES THAT YOUCAN CALL IN AN AIR STRIKE.

YOU CAN LOOK AT THE TOPOF YOUR OWN HEAD.

IT'S AMAZING, THIS [bleep],

AND IT'S WASTEDON THE [bleep] GENERATION

OF PIECE OF [bleep] ASSHOLESTHAT EVER [bleep] LIVED.

I SWEAR TO GOD.WE ARE.

WE'RE THE WORST PEOPLE SO FAR.

BECAUSE WE HAVETHIS BEAUTIFUL THING,

AND WE HATE IT.

WE'RE JUST--"[bleep] THING."

I DON'T--NEVER SAW A PERSON GOING,

"LOOK AT WHATMY PHONE CAN DO."

NOBODY DOES THAT.

THEY ALL GO--"[bleep] THING, IT SUCKS.

I CAN'T GET IT TO--"

GIVE IT A SECOND,WOULD YOU?

COULD YOU GIVE IT A SECOND?

IT'S GOING TO SPACE.

CAN YOU GIVE IT A SECONDTO GET BACK FROM SPACE?

IS THE SPEED OF LIGHTTOO SLOW FOR YOU?

YOU NON-CONTRIBUTING,PRODUCT SPONGE [bleep]?

CAN YOU JUST WAIT?

CAN YOU JUST TAKEA LITTLE BREATH?

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