laying on the couch,watching reruns
of The Dog Whisperer.
Oh, yeah.That's my favorite show, man.
You got to check it out.This guy's amazing, man.
He comes over your houseand he trains your dog
in one half hour.
I don't care what type of dogyou got or where he been.
Your dog could have just cameback from Michael Vick's house.
Cesar will train him
in one half hour.
The very first episodeI watched,
he went overto these people's house
and they had this ferociousDoberman pinscher in a cage.
I mean, one of themreal grumpy dogs. You know...
Cesar just walked overto the cage, real cool,
put him on the leash.
"Come here, bitch."
Just started walking him.
I was like, "Wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait.
"How did he pull that off?Wow!"
I became obsessed with the show,started watching every episode.
And eventually,from me watching it
over and over and overand over again,
I peeped his training technique.
He comes over your house,
and he strangles your dog.
I'm not making this up, man.Watch the show.
It's the same thing every week.
"Oh, yes.Today on The Dog Whisperer,
"I'm goingto be training a pit bull.
"His name is Franciscoand he's right over here.
"Ah, yes. This isFrancisco the pit bull.
"As you can see, he's ina calm, submissive state.
"He gets along wellwith the family.
"The mother, the father,the children, they all love him.
"When the mailman come,Francisco,
"he went outside to getthe mail, and come right back.
"He's a good dog.
"Is only one problem.
"When the childrengo in the pool,
"Francisco, he runs out there
"and jumpson top of their heads.
"That's no good.
"So today, on The Dog Whisperer,I'm going to train Francisco
"not to (bleep)with the children
"when they're in the pool.
"So, first, we need the childrento get in the pool, right?
"Okay, children. Come on.Get in the pool. Come on.
"Go, go, go, go, go, go.
"Look at them. They're so cute.
"Okay, now I'm goingto take Francisco outside,
"but today's goingto be a little bit different
"'cause I'm goingto have him on the leash.
"Come on, Francisco.
"Okay. We're outsideby the pool now. Look.
"The children are having fun.
"Francisco is gettinga little agitated.
"He's picking out a target.
"He's getting ready to jump.
"He's getting ready to--
"I told you not to (bleep)with the children, Francisco.
"See, what I amshowing him right now
"is that heis not the pack leader.
See? Look, he's in a calm,submissive state."
By the time he leave the house,
Francisco the pit bull'sin the corner,
horrified, like this.
And right before my man walk outthe door, he goes,
"If I ever have to come backhere again...
I'm going to kill you."
And that's why they call him"The Dog Whisperer."