Tommy Davidson - Angry Women

  • Season 3 , Ep 0310
  • 01/24/2000
  • Views: 7,400

Black women get angry rhythmically. (1:56)

Y'ALL GET MADDIFFERENT THAN US.

SEE, BLACK WOMEN GET MADVERY RHYTHMIC.

THERE'S A LOT OF...

YOU KNOW A BLACK WOMAN IS MAD'CAUSE HER NECK STARTS...

( laughter )

YOU THINK HER DAMN HEADGONNA FALL OFF.

( imitating thud )

YOU BETTER HAVE PUT ITBACK ON.

DONE MADE ME LOSE MY M-M-MIND.

BLACK WOMEN CURSE YOUR ASS OUT

NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN,IT'S GOING TO RHYME...

( laughter )

'CAUSE THEY'RE RHYTHMIC.

TELL YOUR ASS SOMETHING,MR. CANDY MAN.

I AM NOT NO CANDY BAR--

NO SNICKERS BAR, NO FIFTH AVENUENO PEANUT CHEW, NO REESE'S CUP.

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT...

WELL, DAMN IT,RIGHT NOW I DON'T.

NOTHING TWO STICKS,OF TWIX CAN'T ( bleep ).

DON'T GET ME WRONG.

NOW, WHITE WOMEN GET MAD, TOO.

JUST DIFFERENT.

SEE, I THINK WHITE WOMEN HAVE

MORE OF A TENDENCYTO BECOME ANGRY.

SEE, THIS? I AM BECOMING ANGRY.

IT'S LIKE A PROCESS.

SEE, 'CAUSE WHITE WOMENWANT TO UNDERSTAND ( bleep ).

THE BLACK WOMEN,THEY DON'T GOT TO KNOW NOTHING.

ALL THEY KNOWIS SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.

( laughter )

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S NO BETTEROR NO WORSE.

I'M JUST SAYING IT'S DIFFERENT.

SEE, A WHITE WOMAN WILL BECOMEANGRY AS THE RESULT OF WHAT?

TRYING TO FIND ( bleep ) OUT.

( laughter )

SO HER EMOTIONS BUILDWHILE INVESTIGATING.

YOU EVER SEENA WHITE WOMAN GET MAD

TRYING TO FIND ( bleep ) OUT?

EXCUSE ME?

NO, BECAUSE I DON'T THINKI UNDERSTOOD

WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID!

SEE? SHE BECAME ANGRY.

SEE? WHITE WOMENARE VERY EMOTIONAL.

BLACK WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL, TOO,BUT BLACK WOMEN GOT TO DETACH.

SEE, THERE'S TOO MUCH OTHERTHINGS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE.

SO YOU'LL SEE A BLACK WOMANGET MAD, AND SHE'LL UNPLUG IT.

LET ME TELL YOUR ASS...

( laughter )

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