to another edition ofthe "Two Drink Minimum."
I say hello again andanother edition as
though you've seen the showbefore and you know who I am.
If you're at home, you'reprobably flipping channels.
And for all you know,this is some infomercial
for some sort of butt lotion.
I love-- I lovethose infomercials.
I want to be one of those guys.
You know, now much would youpay for all this butt lotion?
But wait, it also comes with itsown spring-loaded applicator!
Come to think of it,a lot-- a lot of you
are probably disappointedthat that's not what this is.
But don't-- I'vemade up that thing
about the spring-loadedapplicator.
Don't go changingchannels looking for that.
Anyway, this is not aninfomercial, which you should
know by the fact that I'mnot wearing a weird sweater.
And also, you'rewatching Comedy Central.
And well, if you don't know thatyou're watching Comedy Central,
then you don't know whatnumbers are what on your TV.
You might as wellchange to some channel
that you can understandlike that close ups
of custom jewelry channel.
Oh, look how shiny.
Anyway, if you haveseen the show before
and you do know whoI am, well, I'm sorry
and I hope you get yourlife straightened out.
Anyway, this is"Two Drink Minimum,"
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