Howard Kremer - Buy You Clothes, Do You in Them, Take Them Back

  • Season 11, Ep 20
  • 04/05/2007
  • Views: 3,786

It's kind of wrong, but technically, it's not a crime. (4:04)

I GOT A LOT OF THINGS GOIN' ON.I WROTE A BOOK RECENTLY,

IT'S FOR KIDS WHOSE PARENTS PUT THEM UP FOR ADOPTION.

IT'S CALLED, "THEY'RE JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

- ANYBODY EVER BEEN ARRESTED?- [SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

COOL, SO WHAT WAS IT FOR SIR, WHAT WAS IT FOR?

THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK.

- POSSESSION. - POSSESSION?

WHAT, POSSESSION OF THAT GOATEEIN 2006? COME ON.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

EVEN GOATS ARE SHAVING THOSE OFF.

EVEN GOATS ARE GETTIN' RID OF THEIR GOATEES.

MAKIN' FRIENDS IN NEW YORK, ALL RIGHT.

BEFORE I GOT INTO THE RAP GAME, I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF CASH.

SO, I HAD TO DO LIKE CREATIVE THINGS

TO KEEP THE LADIES INTERESTED. THIS SONG IS ABOUT THAT TOPIC,

IT'S CALLED, "BUY YOU CLOTHES, DO YOU IN 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK."

OH YEAH,ALL RIGHT NEW YORK CITY,THIS ONE'S FUNKY.

COME ON, GET UP AND DANCE A LITTLE BIT.

ONE PERSON, MAKE BELIEVE YOU'RE AT A JAY-Z CONCERT, COME ON.

HERE WE GO. I'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT. IT'LL BE OVER QUICK.

CHECK IT OUT. OOOH THERE'S ONE--

LISTEN UP GIRL,I GOT AN IDEA

THAT YOU GOTTA HEAR

COME HERE, LEND AN EAR

AS I EXPLAIN A WAY WE COULD SHOP ALL DAY

AND GET REAL FREAKY ARE YOU READY, OKAY?

WE GO TO THE MALL AND HIT THE STORES

BY YOU SHOES BY YOU CLOTHES

BAG 'EM UP AND TAKE 'EM HOME

AND HAVE OURSELVES A FASHION SHOW

I LAY YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU MOAN

CHANGE OUTFITS MAKE YOU FLOW

WHEN WE'RE DONE IT'S BACK TO THE STORE

TO GET BACK THE DOUGH

[FEMALE BACKUP SINGERS]

I'M GONNA BY YOU CLOTHES DO YOU IN 'EM TAKE 'EM BACK

FROM THE GUCCI, TO THE BARNEY'S,TO THE BEBE, TO THE GAP

I'M GONNA BY YOU CLOTHES DO YOU IN 'EM TAKE 'EM BACK

ANYTHING YOU WANT WE GONNA SHOP UNTIL YA DROP

AND WE WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU POP IN EVERY OUTFIT IN THE SHOP

BY JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S GOIN' BABY

RIGHT BACK WHERE WE GOT IT

IF YOU'RE THINKIN' ABOUT KEEPIN' ANYTHING FORGET ABOUT IT

HERE WE GO.

GUCCI, FOR MUCCI PRADA, GOT YOU LOOKIN' LIKE A MODEL

GETTIN' BUSY IN A LOT OF STUFF

THAT WINDS UP COSTING NOT A PENNY

NO, NOT A NICKEL OR A DIME

AND ALTHOUGH IT'S KIND OF WRONG

TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT A CRIME

I WANNA DO YOU IN DIORI WANNA-- YOU IN VUITTAN

I WANNA-- YOU IN BURBERRY

I'M READY TO GET IT ONI WANNA-- YOU IN GABANNA

I WANNA-- YOU IN BIJOUI WANNA-- YOU IN VALENTIAND PLENTY OF BCBG, TOO

GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE AND TWO OF THOSE WITH OPEN TOES

AND THREE OR FOUROF EVERY SKIRT AND SHIRTAND JACKET IN THE STORE

AND PICK OUTANYTHING YOU WANT, BABY

NO MATTER WHAT THE VALUE JUST BE CAREFUL LATER ON

THAT NOTHING RIPS WHILE I'LL PLOW YOU

DRAGON BOY SUEDE, FROM THE NORDSTROM TO THE--

EVERYBODY COME ON. LET ME HEAR IT. I'M GONNA--

FROM THE GUCCI TO THE BARNEY'S TO THE BEBE TO THE GAP

I'M GONNA BY YOU CLOTHES, DO YOU IN 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK

YEAH. WE'RE GONNA HAVEA LOT OF SHOPPING BAGSFULL OF THIS AND THAT--

WE'RE GONNA BUY YOU CLOTHES, DO YOU IN 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK

BRING IT BACK. WE'RE GONNA GO TO--

I'M GONNA BUY YOU CLOTHES, DO YOU IN 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK

GIVE IT UP FOR SCRATCHATORY RAPE! BEAUTIFUL Y'ALL!

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

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