Everyone Takes Acid

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 05/29/2012
  • Views: 104,314

Ders and Alice bring "The Barracuda" up to the guys' hotel room so that they can all drop acid. (1:41)

DON'T HITTHE MAIDEN SLAYER.

THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLINGMY FACE NOW--THE MAIDEN SLAYER.

- HEY, DON'T WORRY.I PLAYED A LOT OF AREA 51.

HERE WE GO.[knock on door]

- UH, GUYS...WE HAVE COMPANY.

- OH, FUDGE.

- OH...YOU TWO ARE HERE.

AND A HOMELESS PERSON.

OKAY, GAYLE, THESE ARE JUSTA COUPLE MORE EMPLOYEES OF MINE.

ALL RIGHT,SO WHERE'S THIS ACID?

- WHAT?

YEAH, WHERE'S THE ACID?

THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION.

IT'S PROBABLYAT A DRUG DEALER'S HOUSE.

- UH, ADAM...- NO, NO. NO, NO.

WE KNOW--I TOLD THEM.

JUST--IT'S IN THE SAFE.

- MM. MM-HMM.

- YEAH, WELL, LET'S...

GET IT OUT, I GUESS,

AND...LET'S DO ACID.

- ALICE MURPHY, YOU DOG.

[fireworks popping]

[ominous music]

- BYE.

- I ALREADY DID IT.WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT?

- IT'S GOOD.

- YES. FINALLY.

SO WHAT DO YOU GUYSWANNA DO?

GO OUT TO THE DESERT,SHOOT SOME FIREWORKS?

STARE AT STARS?

- I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

[rock music]

- SEE THAT BIG DICK!

LET ME SEE IT!

AAH!IT'S A BIG DICK.

[giggles]

- SO ARE YOU ENJOYINGYOUR TRIP?

- THIS IS UN-[bleep]-REAL.

IT'S LIKE ALL I CAN HEARIS THE SOUNDTRACK FROM DRIVE.

BUT ALL I SEE IS MY MOTHERRIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, "DIRGE"?

- YES, OF COURSEI KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

'CAUSE I'M--I'M TRIPPIN' WITH YOU GUYS.

WE'RE ALL--WE'RE ALL GONNA TRIP.

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