Judy Gold - Smoking

  • Season 3, Ep 15
  • 09/14/2000
  • Views: 3,335

A healthy diet does not offset the effects of smoking. (1:26)

I LOVE YOU ALREADY.

HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

HOW ARE YA? GOOD?I'M SO HAPPY.

THANK GOD WE'RE IN NEW YORK.

COULD I JUST TELL YOUWHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

I JUST WAS IN ASPEN FOR A FEWWEEKS, AND I GOT ON THE PLANE--

I LEFT FROM JFK, RIGHT--ANDI'M SITTING IN THE AISLE SEAT--

'CAUSE I'M NINE FEET TALLAND I NEED THE LEGROOM.

SO THE GUY--I'M READING A BOOK--

THE GUY WHO'S SITTINGIN THE WINDOW SEAT

RUNS UP THE AISLE, TAPS MEON THE SHOULDER, AND SAYS,

"EXCUSE ME, I'M INSIDE YOU."

[laughter]

I SAID, "WELL, YOU'D BETTERGET THAT THING CHECKED,

"'CAUSE I FEELABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

WHAT THE HELLIS THE MATTER WITH YOU?"

OH, IT WAS REALLY WEIRD--BECAUSE I'M FROM NEW YORK.

I'M USED TO THE SEA LEVEL.I CAN BREATHE.

YOU GO TO ASPEN,THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO AIR.

IT'S REALLY UNBELIEVABLE.

I HAD MY FRIEND--PATTY WAS THERE,

AND SHE SMOKES ABOUT THREE PACKSOF CIGARETTES A DAY,

AND SHE WAS SMOKING THERE.I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE'S BEEN SMOKINGFOR, LIKE, 25 YEARS.

NOW SHE HAS THE VOICE:

[in raspy voice]"HOW YA DOING?WHAT'S GOING ON?"

SHE COMES TO MEA FEW WEEKS AGO. SHE'S LIKE:

[in raspy voice]"JUDY,I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

WHAT IS IT?I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE."

"IT'S A TUMOR, PATTY.QUIT SMOKING, GOD [bleep] IT!"

THEN SHE'STHIS FAKE HEALTHY.

SHE THINKS IF SHE EATS RIGHT,

THAT'S GOING TO OFFSETALL THE HARM FROM THE NICOTINE.

I'M ON THE PHONE ORDERINGCHINESE FOOD A FEW WEEKS AGO.

PATTY WALKS OVER TO ME AND SAYS:

[in raspy voice]"I WANT SOMESTEAMED VEGETABLES--NO OIL.

NO OIL--DID YOU SAY OIL?I DON'T WANT ANY OIL."

[wheezing]

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