Best Worst Thing - Anti-Rape Lingerie

Season 1 , Ep 9 04/16/13 Views: 27,834

Abby Elliott explains why she won't invest in newly invented anti-rape lingerie, and Pete Holmes reveals the special shirt he wears to ward off sexual predators. (1:50)

WITH THE "BEST WORST THINGOF THE WEEK."

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

DON'T RAPE ME, BRO!

ENGINEERING STUDENTS IN INDIAHAVE DESIGNED ANTI-RAPE LINGERIE

THAT WILL SHOCKPOTENTIAL ATTACKERS

WITH 3,800 VOLTSOF ELECTRICITY.

SO IT'S OFFICIAL,ROMANCE IS DEAD.

- THAT HAS TO BE AN AWKWARD ITEMTO REMOVE AT AIRPORT SECURITY.

- YEAH. NO, I AM NOTBUYING THAT AT ALL.

YOU KNOW THAT THE IRAPE 2IS GONNA COME OUT

IN, LIKE,SIX MONTHS ANYWAYS.

- CAN I SPEAK TO THE MORMONSFOR A SECOND?

HEY, MORMONS!

LOOK, A PAIROF MAGICAL UNDERWEAR

THAT ACTUALLYDOES SOMETHING.

- MM.

THIS ISA REALLY GREAT PRODUCT.

YOU KNOW,HOW IT PROTECTS A WOMAN

IS IT STARTS SHOCKING HERUNTIL SHE LEAVES INDIA.

- I KNOW YOU SAID,"LEAVES INDIA,"

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE,"LEANS INTO YA."

WHICH IS HORRIBLE.- YEAH.

- TRUE, NO ONE WOULDEVER WANT TO LEAN INTO YOU.

- OH![audience groans]

I'VE HAD SEX!

TAKE THAT,HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE!

ALTHOUGH, ANTHONY,THIS IS UNDERWEAR

THAT SHOCKSA POTENTIAL RAPIST.

IS THAT WHY YOUR HAIRIS STICKING UP?

[laughter]

- THAT'S GOOD.THAT'S GOOD.

- I CAN BE MEAN!

- THAT'S GOOD.- YEAH.

THE THING ABOUT THIS THAT'S GOODIS THAT IF THIS MALFUNCTIONS,

THEN THERE IS AN INDIAN GUYTHERE FOR TECH SUPPORT.

- OOH! THAT'S TRUE.- YEAH.

- NOW, GUYS, WHAT ARE SOME OTHERRAPE PREVENTION ACCESSORIES

YOU COULD WEAR?

- WELL, TALKABOUT NEW GIRL FOREVER.

- YEAH.- THAT'S A RAPE PRE--

ANTI-RAPE, YEAH.- YEAH, YEAH.

HAVE AN EVEN HOTTER FRIENDWHO HANGS OUT WITH YOU.

- OH, YEAH, THAT'S--YEAH.- YEAH.

- YOU KNOW, WHAT I WOULD WEARIS A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS,

"ASK MEABOUT MY RAGING SYPHILIS."

- THAT REMINDS ME, PETE,HOW IS YOUR RAGING SYPHILIS?

[laughter]

UP NEXT IS THE "WORSTBEST THING OF THE WEEK."

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