The Sexiest "Star Wars" Song for Australians

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Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart make up "Star Wars"-themed sex moves to perform while listening to Australia's preferred erotic song, "Cantina Band." (1:26)

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According to Gizmodo Australia,

there's one song Aussies playon Spotify the most during sex.

Let's take a listento the greatest song

to get you in the moodfor going Down Under.

(Star Wars Cantina Themeplaying)


That'll make your...

that'll make your Force awaken.

-Oh, no! -Of course,Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes,

cantina band,otherwise known as the top song

on the Sexy Times playlist.

Which may sound weird to you,

but in Star Wars canon--this is a hundred percent true--

this genre of musicis called Jizz-wail.

-(laughter)-Uh, absolutely true.

Uh... J-I-Z-Z W-A-I-L.

-It's called Jizz-wail.-HANNAH: They saw it coming.


Aah...!Hundred points to Hannah Hart!

They didn't hear that-- Hannahsaid, "I saw that coming."


-What...?-Very good.

-What...?-(applause, whistling)

Jizz-wailing is also a termfor crying

while you masturbateto Bea Arthur

on the Star Wars Holiday Special.


So, comedians,what is a Star Wars sex move

that you would doto the cantina band song?

-Mamrie. -One in the Pink,Two in the Binks.

-Yes, points! Very good!-(laughter)

(laughing):Very good.

Oh, meesa... oh...

-(laughter)-Uh, Grace.

Jabba in the Butt.

-Yes, points. Very good.-(laughter)

-Hannah.-It's a crap!

-Yeah, points! Very good!-(laughter)