If the Internet Was a Real Place

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 02/25/2004
  • Views: 135,931

If real life were like the Internet, you'd get a lot of free porn from Ron Jeremy. (2:02)

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BUT I LIKE THAT SONG.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GETSOME MUSIC AROUND HERE OR...

- OH, YEAH, YOU CANGET IT RIGHT THERE.

- OH.

- OR YOU CANGET IT RIGHT THERE.

[chaotic beeping]

- HEY, RON.

- SO YOU WANT TOSEE ME HAVE SEX?

- NO, I'M COOL.

- WANT TO SEE PARIS HILTONHAVE SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND?

- YES, I WOULD.

- COME ON.- ALL RIGHT.

- [snickers]

- I WANT YOU TO GETON TOP OF ME, FACE THAT WAY,

SO WE CAN SEE HOWPRETTY YOU ARE.

- [laughs]

- I DON'T KNOWIF THAT WAS HER, MAN.

IT WAS A LITTLE GRAINY--

THAT NIGHT VISION--YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL.

I GOT TO SEE THATONE MORE TIME, MAN.

LET ME JUST SEE ONE MORE TIME.- LET'S GO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, BUDDY,WHY DON'T YOU JUST HOLD THIS,

I'LL GO IN THEREAND CHECK IT OUT,

AND THEN I'LL BERIGHT BACK OUT, ALL RIGHT?

THANKS, DUDE.

- I WANT YOU TO GETON TOP OF ME, FACE THAT WAY,

SO WE CAN SEE HOWPRETTY YOU ARE.

- THAT WAS HER ALL RIGHT.

SHE PLAYED HERSELF.

- YOU SURE YOU DON'TWANT TO SEE ME HAVE SEX?

- YEAH, I'MABSOLUTELY SURE, MAN.

I JUST WANT TO GET THE SCORETO THE KNICKS GAME.

THANKS, ALL RIGHT?

- I DO A GREAT DOGGIE-STYLE.- I KNOW, RON, OKAY?

I GOT MY STROKE FROM YOU.

THANK YOU, OBI-WAN.I'M DONE WITH THE PORN.

WHAT?

- YOU WANT TO SEENAKED PICTURES?

HALLE BERRY FROM SWORDFISH?

- OF COURSE I DO.

- COME ON.

- DAMN, DUDE, YOU AIN'TTELL ME THEY HAD THE GIRL

FROM PRICE IS RIGHT.

SHE GOT NAKED PICTURES.

DAMN!

THANKS, MAN.

- DAVEY.- YES, SIR?

- UM, YOU INTO GOAT PLAY?

- WHAT IS GOAT PLAY?

- LIZZY.

[goats bleating]

- OH.OH, MAN, THIS--

ALL RIGHT, COME ON,LET'S HURRY UP.

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