Raid on Atlantis

  • Season 2 , Ep 216
  • 04/04/2012
  • Views: 15,552

Mark inspires Atlantis to usher in a new era of trust, but the DOI and the kraken arrive. (2:21)

DICK HERE, ISN'T EVEN A REAL MAN.

COME ON, HIS TESTICLES HAVE"MADE IN CHINA" STAMPED ON THEM.

- I CHANGED MY GENDERTO GO ON THIS MISSION

BECAUSE WE KNEW A MALE BODYWOULD BE MOST APPEALING TO YOU.

- OH, WE'RE PLENTYATTRACTED TO WOMEN.

TO SURVIVE AT THESE DEPTHS,YOU NEED A LOT OF TESTOSTERONE.

WOMEN WOULD DIE.

YOU HAVE SEXWITH THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU,

NOT THE PEOPLE YOU MAY WANTOR WISH TO HAVE SEX WITH

AT A LATER TIME.

- SO WHY NOT LEAVE?IF YOU'RE NOT GAY--

- BECAUSE ATLANTISIS A RENAISSANCE CITY.

WE'RE FREE TO STUDY ART,LITERATURE, AND SCIENCE.

WE SHOULD GIVE THAT UPJUST TO BE "STRAIGHT"?

EVEN AT THESE GREAT DEPTHS,YOU ARE SO SHALLOW.

- YOUR HIGHNESS,

WHEN I FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIENDHAD BECOME A MAN,

I WANTED TO BREAK UP.

BUT I KNOW NOWIT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT MATTERS,

NOT THE PACKAGING.

I LOVE THIS WOMAN.

[crowd sighs]

WE'RE THE SAME,YOU AND ME.

I SEE THAT NOW.

PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE.

WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

[slow clap begins]

[crowd cheers and claps]

- LET US USHER INA NEW ERA OF TRUST

WITH A TRADITIONALROLLING UP OF OUR TOGAS

ANDSHAKING OF EACH OTHER'S PENISES.

- WHOA.VERY FIRM GRIP, YOUR HIGHNESS.

- MM.GIRTHY.

[alarms sound]

- IT'S THE KRAKEN ALARM!

[crowd yells]BATTLE STATIONS!

- [roars]

- HEY, ATLANTIS.

BEFORE YOU DIE, KNOW THAT IT'STHE FRIENDS OF MARK LILLY

WHO SENT YOU TO YOUR GRAVE.

- THE D.O.I. HAS TEAMED UPWITH THE KRAKEN!

THIS WAS ALL A TRAP!

PULL THE PLUG!

- NO, THIS ISN'T A PLOT.

THEY'RE JUST STUPID!

[machinery creaks]

- [roars]

[ferocious growl]

- MARK, YOU'RE ALIVE.

- YES.AND YOU GUYS RUINED EVERYTHING.

WE WERE ON THE VERGE OF PEACE.

- ACTUALLY, NOW THAT THE DRAINIS CLOGGED WITH THE KRAKEN,

ATLANTIS HAS NO LEVERAGE.

WE CAN KEEP DUMPING GARBAGE

AND DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GIVE THEMANY MORE PIZZA.

- EXCELLENT WORK, TEAM.

LET'S GO HOME.

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