Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas

  • Season 7, Ep 9
  • 04/03/2003
  • Views: 2,410

Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction. (1:20)

FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.

YOU KNOW, WHICH IS A BIG PROB--

CALIFORNIA, WE PASS THESE LAWS

ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

ALL THE TIME, AND THEY'RE

CONTROVERSIAL, AND HARD

TO ENFORCE.

MY PLAN FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION,

VERY SIMPLE, BURNING RIVER OF

GAS.

(LAUGHTER)

YES.

WITH THE WHOLE BORDER,

BURNING RIVER OF GAS, AND--

I SAY WE DO CANADA TOO,

JUST TO BE FAIR.

RIGHT.

WELL, WE DO NOT NEED ALAN THICKE

COMIN' DOWN HERE WHENEVER

HE WANTS.

(LAUGHTER)

FIRST OF ALL, BURNING RIVER

OF GAS, THAT IS GONNA CREATE

A LOT OF JOBS, YOU KNOW,

IT'S A BIG PROJECT.

AND SECOND OF ALL, TOURIST

ATTRACTION.

I WOULD GO SEE THAT, WOULDN'T

YOU?

BURNING RIVER OF GAS?

IT'S LIKE, WHOA.

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

SOMEBODY TRY AND RUN ACROSS.

WHAAA!

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW HAVE THE RANGER

PUT THEM OUT, THROW THEM BACK

ON THE OTHER SIDE.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

AND YEAH, MAYBE WE CAN EVEN

TURN IT OFF AND ON AT RANDOM,

TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO FOR

IT.

YEAH.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

RIGHT.

YOU'LL BE DOWN THERE TAILGATING

WITH YOUR FAMILY.

YOU GOT IT.

YOU GOT IT.

YOU GOT IT.

WHAAA!

BEST VACATION EVER.

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