Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace

  • Season 10 , Ep 1
  • 02/16/2006
  • Views: 39,014

White churches get out on time. (3:48)

REMEMBER THAT CRAZY-ASS TEACHER IN THE THIRD GRADE

HAD A PIANO IN HER CLASS ONLY WAY SHE COULD GET Y'ALL

- TO BE QUIET? - [BANGING PIANO KEYS]

[LAUGHTER]

GOD REST HER SOUL, SHE DIED, MAN.

SHE DIED. THEY ASKED ME TO PLAY AT HER FUNERAL, TOO.

I GOT UP THERE.I SAID-- [BANGING KEYS].

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I JOINED THE WHITE CHURCH 'CAUSEWHITE PEOPLE GET OUT ON TIME.

[LAUGHTER]

WHITE PEOPLE GOTO CHURCH AT 11 O'CLOCK,11:45, YOU OUT OF THERE,

YOU GOT TIME TO GET HOME,WATCH THE GAME.

WE GO AT 11,DON'T START 'TIL 11:45,

GET OUT AT 5:00 O'CLOCK THURSDAY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU'D HAVE LOST YOUR DAMN JOB FOOLIN' WITH REVEREND.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

WHITE PEOPLE SING "AMAZING GRACE",

MAN, WHEN WHITE PEOPLE SING "AMAZING GRACE,"

YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE WORDS.THEY SING EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE!

- AM I RIGHT? - YEAH.

[PLAYING "AMAZING GRACE" INTRO]

[LAUGHTER]

♪ A-MA-ZING GRACE

♪ HOW SWEET --HALLELUJAH! --

♪ THE SOUND

♪ THAT SAVED A WRETCH ♪

♪ LIKE MEEE

- ♪ OH, YEAH - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

EVERY TIMEY'ALL SEE WHITE PEOPLE,

THAT SONG GONNA BE IN YOUR HEAD SO BAD.

EVERY TIME YOU SEE WHITE PEOPLE,THEY'RE GONNA GO, "HOW ARE YOU?"

YOU GONNA BE LIKE, ♪ LIKE ME

- ♪ OH, YEAH - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BLACK PEOPLE, BOY, WE, WE SOMETHIN' ELSE.

WE REAL EMOTIONAL. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SING.

JUST THE WORDS,

THE WORDS WILL JUST BRING THE SPIRIT,

I DON'T KNOW IF IT BE THE HOLY GHOST OR JUST EMOTION.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR THIS RIGHT HERE IN CHURCH.

♪ [UPBEAT GOSPELMUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CLAPPING TO MUSIC]

♪ [HUMMING]--

[SCREAMING UNCONTROLLABLY]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

Y'ALL CRAZY.

YOU KNOW WHO Y'ALL CRAZY LIKE?

♪ LIKE ME

♪ OH, YEAH

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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