year, a South Atlanticbaseball league held a home
run derby on thedeck of a warship.
They hit baseballs into theocean from the deck of an
active aircraft carrier.
And they hit thosebaseballs from an
inflatable batting cage.
Why inflatable, you might ask?
Why inflatable,when it was already
on something thatcould obviously float?
No reason, that's why.
What happened to thebaseballs, I wonder?
They probablysank, didn't they.
They probably sank ordrifted out to sea.
That probably happened, if youhave no faith or belief in
your country anymore.
Or were those baseballs caughtby volunteers on Jet Skis?
Or did that happen?
Let's just recap everythingwe learned together.
Baseballs werehit from the deck
of a warship, from aneedlessly inflatable batting
cage, out into the ocean,where they were caught by
people on Jet Skis.
That is not just the mostAmerican thing that's ever
happened, those should bethe new words
to your national anthem.
[SINGING]Oh, say can you see
The home run I just hit
From the deckof this ship
Which is filledwith explosives
From an inflatable cage
Out into the sea
My ball, it did fly
Past a bunch of Jet Skis
Oh say, is this themost American thing
That has ever happened?
In the land of the free
And the home of Jet Skis