Deon Cole - Blackbucks

  • Season 2, Ep 2
  • 03/31/2011
  • Views: 13,554

Deon Cole is confused by the drinks at Starbucks, so he's going to open up a coffee shop that black people can identify with. (2:13)

GONNA DO SOME JOKESFOR YOU ALL.

(laughter)

HOPEFULLY, YOU LIKE THEM.

IF YOU DON'T,I DON'T LIVE AROUND HERE.

SO I DON'T CARE.

(laughter)

(cheers and applause)

(laughter)

I'M GONNA OPEN UPA BLACK COFFEE SHOP.

'CAUSE I WENT IN STARBUCKSTHE OTHER DAY,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHATTHE NAME OF THOSE COFFEES IS

LIKE THE MACCATACCAFLACCOAND ALL THAT.

SO I'M GONNA OPEN UPA BLACK COFFEE SHOP,

AND I'M GONNA NAME THE COFFEESAFTER STUFF

BLACK PEOPLECAN IDENTIFY WITH.

I'M JUST GONNA CALL ITBLACKBUCKS, FORGET IT.

HEY, BROTHER,WELCOME TO BLACKBUCKS.

CAN WE TAKE YOUR ORDER?

YEAH, LET ME GET A DON CHEADLE,TWO WESLEY SNIPES,

FOUR AKONS,AND LET ME GET A LITTLE RICHARD.

NO SUGAR IN MY LITTLE RICHARD.IT SHOULD BE SWEET ENOUGH.

(laughter)

WHAT SIZE WOULD YOU LIKE?

MAKE THAT A WHITNEY HOUSTON.

WE ALL OUT.

ALL RIGHT,JUST MAKE IT A PRECIOUS.

(audience groans)

(laughter and applause)

SHE AIN'T REAL.

(laughter)

MICHAEL JACKSON DIED.THAT WAS SAD.

LIKE, I WAS WATCHINGHIS FUNERAL ON TV, AND MY SON--

HE WAS 7 AT THE TIME

SO HE AIN'T TOO FAMILIARWITH MICHAEL JACKSON.

AND SO THEY HAD A PICTUREOF MICHAEL JACKSON ON THE SCREEN

AND MY SON CAME IN,HE WAS LIKE,

"DADDY, WHO'S THAT?"AND I SAID, "MICHAEL JACKSON."

THEN THEY SHOWEDANOTHER PICTURE OF MIKE,

AND MY SON WAS LIKE,"DADDY, WHO'S THAT?"

AND I SAID, "MICHAEL JACKSON."

THEN THEY SHOWEDANOTHER PICTURE OF MIKE,

AND MY SON WAS LIKE,"DADDY, WHO'S THAT?"

AND I SAID,"MICHAEL JACKSON,"

AND HE WAS LIKE,"YOU'RE KIDDING ME."

I WAS LIKE, "IT IS MIKE.I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DO THAT.

GO TO BED.I DON'T KNOW."

I TURNED TO "ROSEANNE.'

HE WAS LIKE,"IS THIS MICHAEL JACKSON, TOO?"

(laughter)

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