Exclusive - Kristen Schaal - Tasteful Photo Shoot

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 1 04/01/2013 Views: 2,407

As a woman in show biz, Kristen Schaal is required to pose for men's magazines. (1:09)

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-This is so exciting.

This day is incredible.

I, I just raced overhere from a photo shoot.

Because as a woman,you know, in show biz,

to get to the nextlevel you have

to pose for a men'smagazine in your panties

and your men'sshirt just so angry.


It's just a rite ofpassage, I guess.

If you're going toclimb the ladder

you also got to jump a hoop--it's difficult, but I'll do it.

I'll do it.

And I made sure that my photoshoot was very tasteful.

I had them blast Tori Amosfull volume, full volume,

so nobody could talk.

And then I mounted acamera on the ceiling

and I had a kiddie poolfilled with discontinued

candies from the 1980s.

Just a few well placedBonkers over my business

and some Gatoradegum over my tee-tas.

You remember Gatorade gum?

Yeah, well, you'llnever forget it now.

Uh uh.