A Visit to the Accountant

P***y Weed Season 1, Ep 2 01/29/2014 Views: 30,334

Ilana and a very stoned Abbi meet with an accountant to see if Ilana can parlay her shopping bag full of papers into a tax refund. (1:54)


I can't make headsor tails of this.

What is this for?

Oh, I got that forbiking on the sidewalk,

but because I hadn'tpaid my last ticket

for biking onthe sidewalk--

I gotta tell ya, thisis all a mess,

'cause none of this isnecessary or helpful.

Oh, come on, Killian Casey,C.P.A., I didn't know!

Oh, I didn't know,Killian.

My final question-- doyou have any dependents?

Uh, I have a lot ofindependence, but, um--

I guess I have peoplewho depend on me, too.

So, no?Correct.

I think I almostgot this.

Got what?

I think it's, like, some sortof rocket ship or something.

It's my family.

This magic eyeis your family?

It's a regularphotograph.

I don't know, man.I don't care if youbelieve me or not.

Your refundcomes to $52.


(Killian)It's combinedState and Federal.

My fee is $125for the day.What?

I'm giving you morethan I'm getting back?

That's illegal.It's not illegal.

You're paying me to doyour taxes for you.

Yeah, but I'm notgonna go negative

for my taxesto get done.

I shouldn't have donethem in the first place.

You know what? I thinkwe're done here.

Why don't you takeyour garbage...

and mail itout yourself.

You're not gonnamail it?

I thought this wasa one-stop shop.

I came herefor the stamps.

I see it,it's your family.

Get outta here.I got it.

Get outta here!

Who yells?

Go! Go!

My purse!Go!

Get out!Get outta here!

Give me that!