Obama - The College Years Pt. 1

Obama College Years Season 2, Ep 1 09/26/2012 Views: 505,456

A young Barack Obama talks about his plans to throw the most inspirational party his campus has ever seen. (2:17)

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ALL RIGHT.

EVERYBODY FOCUS UP. LOOK.

THIS PARTY TONIGHTCOULD BE A MODEL

FOR THE WAY THAT THE WORLDSHOULD WORK.

AND I JUST WANT TO SAY...

I'M TOTALLY STOKEDTO THE MAX ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT?YOU GUYS FEELING GOOD?

OH, DENNIS, WHAT,ARE YOU SHOOTING VIDEO?

- YEAH, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL,BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.

I MIGHT RUNFOR OFFICE SOMEDAY.

[laughter]

NOW, TRUST ME,I THINK THAT THIS PARTY CAN BE

THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL PARTYTHIS CAMPUS HAS EVER SEEN.

IS THAT COMING TO ME?

LET ME JUST GRAB THAT.

THAT'S SOME RIGHTEOUS BUD.

SOME RIGHTEOUS BUDWE GOT GOING ON THERE.

WE NEED SOME BODACIOUSJOCK BABES COMING IN.

WE NEED SOME HOT-ASSPUNK ROCK BABES.

I-I-I DON'T CAREWHERE THEY COME FROM.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING--IT'S IMPERATIVE

THAT WE HAVE A DIVERSITYIN THE, UH...

PUSSY DEPARTMENT.

INTERCEPTED.

DON'T SLEEP ON BARRY O.

DON'T EVERSLEEP ON BARRY O.

WHOO!

[party noise, chatter]

- APARTHEID IS TOTALLY GNARLY.IT'S A GNARLY INSTITUTION.

WHERE IS THE--DENNIS, DEN--

THERE WE--COME HERE.GET THIS, GET THIS.

OKAY, WE--WE GOTTA HAVE A SYSTEMIN PLACE TO GET EVERYBODY WEED.

ALL RIGHT? SO JUST WATCH--THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.

ALL RIGHT, THIS--THIS IS--

I'M REALLY [bleep] FROSTYRIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY.

THIS IS YOUR CONSTITUTION,ALL RIGHT?

IT'S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER.

WE GOTTA KEEP ITS INTEGRITY,

'CAUSE IT'S GONNA HOLDEVERYTHING TOGETHER.

THIS RIGHT HERE...

THIS IS US.THIS IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

WE'RE SPECIAL. WE'RE MAGIC.WHOA, YAY, WE ALL LIVE IN HERE.

ALL RIGHT,THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

IS THAT WE DON'TGET TOO FAR APART.

ME AND YOU, WE--WE GOTTA BE CLOSE.

THAT'S--THAT'S THE MAGICOF AMERICA IS LOVE.

OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNAGET AIR BUBBLES IN THERE.

IT'S GONNA STARTCANOEING AND EVERYTHING.

WE DON'T WANT THAT,ALL RIGHT? YOU GET THAT?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BRO.I'M ALREADY DONE.

BOOM, FIREWORKS.FOURTH OF JULY. THAT'S FOR YOU.

WE WANT LIKEA TON OF THESE.

OH, MY GOD,I'M SO [bleep] BLAZED.

I'M SO [bleep] HIGH.

OH, [bleep].WHAT WAS I SAYING?

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