Web Redemption - Drone Wife Cheat

February 14, 2017 - Drone Wife Cheat Season 9, Ep 2 02/14/2017 Views: 3,713

Daniel talks surveillance strategy with a man who used a drone to catch his wife cheating. (9:23)

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- RECENTLY I FOUND OUT

THAT MY WIFE'S BEENCHEATING ON ME, RIGHT?

YEAH, I CAUGHT HERMEETING A GUY

ONLY A FEW BLOCKSFROM MY HOME.

AND I GOT IT ON VIDEO.HERE'S THE VIDEO.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GONNAPICK THIS UP RIGHT HERE.

SHE LEAVES OUR HOME,AND SHE'S GONNA END UP

WALKING ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE

AND AROUND TO THE CVSPARKING LOT UP THERE.

HERE SHE IS TAKING HER HAIR OUT.

GOT TO MAKE YOURSELFLOOK PRETTY.

GOT TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK PRETTYFOR THE GUY

YOU'RE ABOUT TO CHEATON YOUR HUSBAND WITH, RIGHT?

THERE'S THE GUY,

[...]HOLE THAT MY WIFEIS CHEATING ON ME WITH,

MY WIFE OF 18 YEARS.

AND WATCH--IF YOU WATCH CAREFULLY,

YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLETO SEE 18 YEARS

GO RIGHT DOWN THE [...] DRAIN.

THERE IT GOES, BOOM!

18 YEARS, GONE!

18 [...] YEARS, GONE!

I THOUGHT WE HADA GOOD MARRIAGE.

APPARENTLY NOT.

WELL, [...] YOU.

- MAYBE SHE WAS LOOKINGFOR SOMEONE LESS INTENSE.

18 YEARS, 18 YEARS,

AND ON THEIR 18TH ANNIVERSARY,HE FOUND OUT SHE WASN'T HIS?

THAT'S JOHN,AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUSTO GET A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW

OF HIS MARRIAGE FALLING APARTIN A CVS PARKING LOT.

COULDN'T SHE AT LEAST MEETAT A CLASSY RENDEZVOUS SPOT,

LIKE AN ECKERD

OR A SAFEWAY?

CHEATING WAS INVENTEDBY A TRUE FEMINIST HERO

NAMED ASHLEY MADISON.

"THOU SHALT NOTCOMMIT ADULTERY."

IT'S ALL THE WAY DOWNAT NUMBER SEVEN,

NOT EVEN ON THE FIRST TABLET.

REALLY MORE OF A SUGGESTIONTHAN A RULE.

I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHTIT DIDN'T COUNT AS CHEATING

IF YOU USED A CONDOM.

I'VE NEVER BEEN CHEATED ON

BECAUSE I'M SUCHA GENEROUS LOVER.

BUT I'LL BE HONEST,I COULD USE THE FREE TIME.

WOMEN CHEAT FOR DUMB REASONSLIKE LONELINESS,

BUT WHEN WE SUGGEST BRINGINGANOTHER GIRL INTO THE BEDROOM,

THEY MAKE US FEEL LIKEWE'RE STARTING A PORNO EMPIRE.

MIXED SIGNALS.

I'M NO RELATIONSHIP EXPERT,

BUT IF SHE SAYS SHE'S GOINGTO THE GYM EVERY NIGHT

AND COMES HOME ALL STINKYBUT NEVER GETS ANY THINNER,

SHE'S GETTING RAILEDBY HER SPIN INSTRUCTOR.

SOME SAY IT'S CREEPY TO FOLLOWYOUR WIFE WITH A TOY HELICOPTER,

BUT I'M WITH HIM.

THAT'S WHY I ASKED JOHNTO COME TO HOLLYWOOD

TO BE MY VALENTINEFOR THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

[DRIVING ROCK MUSIC]

- HEY, DANIEL.- GET IN HERE.

MY CHEATING BEARD OF A WIFE'SABOUT TO TAKE A HUGE DUMP

ALL OVER OUR MARRIAGE VOWS.

I CONVERTED MY MAN CAVE,AKA THE JACK SHACK,

INTO A WAR ROOM TO KEEP TABSON HER SO-CALLED "ERRANDS."

- OH, WE HAVE MOVEMENT.

- ENHANCE.

- WHO THE HELL IS THE GUYIN THE VEST?

- WHY IS HE DRIVINGMY SPORTS CAR?

I'M BEING CUCKOLDED!

PREPARE TO FIRE.

[EXPLOSION]

- I WISH MY DRONEHAD MISSILES.

- BETTER THAN COUPLES THERAPY.

YOW!

JOHN, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

- I'M LIVINGIN NORTHEAST PENNSYLVANIA.

- UH-HUH.YOU'RE A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN.

- YES, I AM. I'M BIG.

- WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?- I'M 6'7".

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MENUNDER 6 FEET TALL?

- MEN--UH...

- IT'S AN OXYMORON.

ALL RIGHT, BACK ON TOPIC.

HOW LONG WERE YOU MARRIED?

I KNOW HOW LONG YOU WEREMARRIED--18 YEARS.

YOU KEPT [BLEEP] SCREAMING IT.

- IF YOU WATCH CAREFULLY,

YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLETO SEE 18 YEARS

GO RIGHT DOWN THE [BLEEP] DRAIN.

THERE IT GOES, BOOM!

18 YEARS, GONE!

18 [BLEEP] YEARS, GONE!

- HAVE YOU EVER CHEATEDON HER?

- I HAVE NEVER CHEATEDON HER.

BUT, BY THE SAME TOKEN,IF I HAD CHEATED ON HER

AND YOU ASKED METHAT QUESTION,

I WOULD TELL YOUI'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER.

- I HEAR YOU,BUT I BELIEVE YOU.

- THANK YOU.

- ARE YOU STILL MARRIED?

- WE ARE STILL MARRIED.

- TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

- WE HADN'T HAD ANY PROBLEMSPRIOR TO THIS.

- MM-HMM.

- AND I HAD A MUTUAL FRIENDOF OURS TIP ME OFF.

HE TOLD ME, HE SAID, "LISTEN,I SAW HER WITH SOMEBODY ELSE."

- AND YOU HAD--COMPLETELY BLINDSIDED BY THAT.

- THERE WAS--THERE'S NOINDICATION WHATSOEVER

THAT THERE WAS ANY PROBLEM.

WE HAD A GOOD MARRIAGE.

I THOUGHT WE HADA GOOD MARRIAGE.

APPARENTLY NOT.

YOU KNOW, EVERYTHINGWAS GOOD IN OUR--

YOU KNOW,IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

WE HAD A GOOD SEX LIFE.EVERYTHING'S FINE.

- WAIT, IF YOU DON'T MINDME PRYING, IS A GOOD SEX LIFE--

HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK IS THAT,JUST SO I HAVE A BALLPARK?

- WE'RE MARRIED 18 YEARS,AND WE STILL, UH--

WE STILL HAVE SEXTHREE TIMES A WEEK.

I THINK THAT'S--- THAT'S A LOT.

- WE HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP.- THAT'S A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.

- I HONESTLY CAN'T KEEPMY HANDS OFF OF HER.

- GOOD--OKAY, GOOD FOR YOU.

- WE WERE GOOD.

- 'CAUSE I'LL BE HONESTWITH YOU,

A LOT OF PEOPLE,DRONE PILOTS,

I DON'T EVEN THINK OFAS SOMEONE THAT'S HAD SEX

THREE TIMES IN A LIFETIME,LET ALONE A WEEK.

UH, SO...

- RIGHT.

- I THINK THISIS A GOOD WORLD.

- THAT'S ACCURATE.

- SO CONTINUE ON.

- SO I TRIED TO FOLLOW HER.

SO I WENT TO FOLLOW HERON FOOT,

AND I'M NOT THE MOSTINCONSPICUOUS PERSON TO--

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT--I'M NOT A VERY STEALTHY PERSON.

- THIS IS MAKING SENSE.

- SO I FOLLOWED HER,AND SHE TURNED AROUND

AND JUST SAW MEFOLLOWING HER.

- [CACKLES]- SO I JUST KIND OF, LIKE,

WAVED AND JUST TURNED AROUNDAND WALKED BACK TO MY HOUSE

LIKE--YOU KNOW, LIKE AN IDIOT.

THEN I DECIDED TO, YOU KNOW--

IT WOULD, YOU KNOW,BE A GOOD IDEA TO USE THE DRONE.

- HOW LONG YOU BEENA DRONE PILOT?

- A COUPLE YEARS NOW.

- OH, THIS IS NEAT.- YEAH.

- AND WHAT DOES ONEOF THESE COST?

- THE ONE THAT I GOTWAS AROUND $1,200 OR $1,300.

- HAVE THEY SENT YOUA FREE DRONE?

- NO.

- WHAT'S THE BRAND?

- DJI.

- DJI, DO THE RIGHT THING.

THIS GUY'S OPENED UPA WHOLE WORLD OF BUSINESS

THAT NO ONEWAS CONSIDERING BEFORE.

- 18 YEARS!

WELL, [BLEEP] YOU.

- I FEEL BAD FOR YOU,

BUT I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU HADTHAT INSTANT CLOSURE.

- RIGHT.

- 'CAUSE YOU GO CRAZYWHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF.

- YEAH.- AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT,

BECAUSE ALL SHE HAS TO SAY IS,"I DIDN'T DO THAT."

- NOBODY EVER ADMITS IT.

- OH, I REMEMBER ONCEIN HIGH SCHOOL, SCREAMING,

"DID HE FINGER YOU?"

LIKE, I WAS, LIKE,JUST FREAKING OUT.

AND I JUST HAD TO KNOWIF ERIC FINGERED HER.

AND HE DID.HE DID.

DO YOU KNOWWHAT CUCKOLD PORN IS?

- YES. YES, I DO.

- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME?

- IT'S WHEN GUYS GET OFFBY WATCHING OTHER GUYS

BANG THEIR GIRLFRIENDSOR WIVES.

- AND IT'S USUALLY--USUALLY THE GUY

THAT'S BANGING THE GIRLFRIENDOR WIFE IS BLACK.

- YES, I'VE NOTICED THAT,ACTUALLY.

BUT IT'S NOT--- IT'S NOT EXCLUSIVE.

- BUT A LOT OF TIMES.- BUT IT IS PREFERRED.

- YES.

- I'M A TRADITIONALIST.

I LIKE TRADITIONAL CUCKOLD PORN,

AND THAT IS WHEN A BLACK MANTAKES MY WIFE.

YOU MIND IF I TAKEA RUN AT HER?

- OH, NO.

GO FOR IT.

- WERE YOU SURPRISEDHOW POPULAR THE VIDEO GOT?

- I KNEW THE VIDEO WAS GONNABLOW UP A LITTLE BIT.

- SO WHEN YOU LEAKED IT,YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

- I WAS BEING A DICK.

- AND YOU HAD ALL THE RIGHTTO BE PETTY.

- I WANTED AS MANY PEOPLEAS POSSIBLE

TO SEE WHAT SHE WAS DOINGAND WHAT SHE HAD DONE.

- AH!

DID THE VIDEO OF YOUSPYING ON YOUR WIFE

OPEN UP THE FLOODGATESFOR YOUR DATING LIFE?

- I'VE HAD MARRIAGE PROPOSALS,YOU KNOW.

BUT DO THEY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU,OR DO THEY ACTUALLY--

YOU KNOW, I MEAN--I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.

I'M NOT EXACTLY DON JUAN.

I MEAN, DO THEY--ARE THEYINTERESTED IN ME PHYSICALLY?

NO, THEY PROBABLY JUSTEITHER FEEL BAD OR--

I HAVE NO IDEA.

- WELL, I MEAN,THEY DON'T RULE IT OUT.

- HEY, YOU KNOW.

BUT, UH...

- WHAT DOES DON JUANLOOK LIKE?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY,"HE'S DON JUAN."

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL--

- LIKE, WHO IS THIS GUY,AND IS HE THAT ATTRACTIVE?

- YEAH.

- OR WAS HE JUST, LIKE,REALLY GOOD WITH THE TONGUE?

DID YOU FILM, BY CHANCE,YOU CONFRONTING HER?

- I DID, BUT--

- [LAUGHS]

- I DID,BUT I DIDN'T POST IT.

SO I BRING HER OVERTO THE TV,

AND I SAY, "HERE, I WANT YOUTO SEE SOMETHING."

LIKE THAT, RIGHT?"CHECK THIS OUT.

I GOT SOMEPRETTY COOL FOOTAGE."

EXACTLY MY WORDS,"PRETTY COOL FOOTAGE."

SO AS SOON AS SHE REALIZED--

SHE REALIZED RIGHT AWAYWHAT WAS GOING ON.

- UH-HUH.

- AND SHE--AND I LOOK BACKAT THE TV,

AND THEN I GO TO TURN TO HERAND SAY SOMETHING AGAIN TO HER,

AND SHE'S ALREADYOUT OF THE ROOM

WITH HER HANDSOVER HER FACE AND--

YOU KNOW, AND, LIKE,STARTING TO CRY.

AND I'M GETTING PISSED OFFAT HER.

AND I'M LIKE,"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

YOU'RE CRYING?I SHOULD BE CRYING."

SO SHE RAN UPSTAIRS,

AND THEN SHE ENDED UPLEAVING THE HOUSE.

BUT I MEAN,IT WAS A BIG BLOW--

I WAS SCREAMING AT HER.

IT WAS--I'M NOT POSTINGTHAT VIDEO.

- OKAY. SO YOU'RE GONNA TRYTO WORK THINGS OUT?

IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE AT?

- I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HER,AND WE'VE BEEN, UM--

WE'RE WORKING BACK TOWARDS IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S LIKE--

BESIDES THAT, SHE'S JUSTA VERY LOVING PERSON.

SHE'S A GOOD PERSON.THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO--

- YOU SOUND LIKEA BATTERED WIFE.

HERE'S JUSTA HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.

IF YOU WERE FILMING HERAND YOU HAPPENED TO CATCH HER

KISSING, MAKING OUTAND IT WAS A WOMAN,

WOULD HAVE YOUR RAGEBEEN THE SAME,

OR WOULD HAVE ITBEEN DIFFERENT?

- UM...TO BEPERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU,

IF IT WAS A WOMAN, YEAH, ITWOULD TOTALLY BE A DIFFERENT--

I MEAN, IT WOULD BEA DIFFERENT--

WHOLE DIFFERENT,LIKE, THING.

IT WOULD BE LIKE--YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

- OKAY, YEAH. NO, I'M JUSTASKING THE QUESTION.

- IF THERE WAS, LIKE, SOME--

IF I CAN SEE CLOSE ENOUGHTO SEE THAT IT WAS, LIKE,

SOME REALLY HOT CHICKAND SHE'S LEANING IN

TO KISS THE HOT CHICK, LIKE,THERE WOULD BE A COMPLETELY--

THERE WOULD BE A COMPLETELYDIFFERENT REACTION THAN RAGE.

THERE WOULD BE NO RAGE.I DON'T THINK THERE'D BE RAGE.

I'D BE LIKE, "WOW."

BUT NO, IT WOULDN'T--- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

- I DON'T KNOW IF THEREWOULD BE ANY ANGER.

I'M TRYING TO THINKIF THERE WOULD BE ANY ANGER.

- ALL RIGHT, WE GET IT.

YOU WANT YOUR WIFETO MAKE OUT WITH CHICKS.

- NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

NO, I'M JUST TRYINGTO GAUGE MY--

WHAT MY EXACT FEELINGSWOULD BE AT THE TIME.

- NOW, IF YOU GUYS DOWORK IT OUT,

DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU HAVEFREE REIN TO CHEAT?

- IF I THOUGHTSHE DID IT ONCE,

YOU KNOW, AND I DID IT ONCE,THEN THINGS--

IT KIND OF BALANCES OUTTHE WORLD, RIGHT?

- AN EYE FOR AN EYE,IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE.

- IT'S BIBLICAL, RIGHT.

- HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

I MEAN WELCOME HOME, HONEY!

- NICE SAVE.

- THE CRAZIEST THING HAPPENEDAT LUNCH TODAY.

THERE WAS A DRONE STRIKE.

- WHAT?

ARE YOU OKAY?

- I'M FINE.

BUT THE VALETI WAS BANGING ON THE SIDE

WAS BLOWN TO PIECES!

- 18 WEEKS, GONE!

18 [BLEEP] WEEKS, GONE!

- OKAY, OKAY.

- WHORE!- YOU'RE THE WHORE!

- I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU TOO.

- BEING SORRY MEANS NEVERHAVING TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU."