Kevin Christy - Rich People Are the Best

Potagooo Season 2, Ep 6 10/10/2014 Views: 7,310

Kevin Christy reveals why he loves seeing wealthy people in the front row of his comedy shows. (1:04)

I KNOW THAT'S NOTA POPULAR THING TO SAY.

WE'RE MAD AT THEM ALL THE TIME.I'M NOT.

I LOVE 'EM.I LOVE RICH PEOPLE.

I LOVE THEM SPECIFICALLYAT A COMEDY SHOW.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

'CAUSE YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF 'EMRIGHT TO THEIR FACE,

AND THEY DON'T CARE,'CAUSE THEY'VE ALREADY WON.

YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

LIKE, THEY DON'T LAUGHAT THE JOKE.

THEY LAUGH AT THE IDEA THATI THOUGHT I COULD HURT THEM

WITH IT IN ANY WAY.

THEY'LL BE LIKE,"OH, MAN, YOU'RE FUNNY

"WITH YOUR WORDSAND WHATNOT.

I OWN LAND.IT'S DIFFERENT, HOMIE."

LIKE, THERE'LL BE, LIKE,A RICH GUY IN THE FRONT ROW.

I'LL BE LIKE, "OH, MAN. LOOKAT THIS RICH GUY. HE SUCKS."

AND HE WON'T GET MAD.HE'LL JUST LAUGH

LIKE AN EVIL, '80s-MOVIE,RICH-GUY LAUGH AT ME.

LIKE,"[laughs exaggeratedly]

"I JUST BOUGHT YOUR HOUSEWITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION,

"YOU POOR PIECE OF GARBAGE.

"AND I'M ONLY GONNA USE ITTO TAKE DUMPS.

"DO YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT I'M SAYING?

"YOUR DREAM HOMEHAS BECOME MY TOILET.

"I'M GONNA USE IT TO TAKE DUMPSAND STORE EMPTY AMAZON BOXES

"FOR STUFF I DIDN'T EVEN NEEDIN THE FIRST PLACE.

I JUST CLICK 'BUY.'I'M FRIENDS WITH THE MAYOR."

MY NAME IS KEVIN CHRISTY.THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.