Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave Disturbance

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 2,777

The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise. (1:03)

(Jim Short)JIM MORRISON OF THE DOORSDIED IN PARIS, FRANCE.

HE'S BURIED IN PARIS--

VERY EXCLUSIVECEMETERY IN PARIS.

THEY HAVE LEASESON GRAVES.

'CAUSE THE FRENCH DON'TEXACTLY WANT YOU HANGINGABOUT FOR ETERNITY.

HIS LEASE WAS COMINGUP FOR RENEWAL

AND THEY ACTUALLYWANTED TO DIG HIM UP

AND KICK JIM MORRISON OUT.

AU REVOIR, MONSIEUR,LIZARD KING.

BECAUSE PEOPLEVISIT HIS GRAVE.

IT'S A BIG DESTINATION.

YOU VISIT IT AND THEYJUST TRASH IT UP.

THEY HAVE A PARTY, THEYLEAVE CONDOMS AND BEER CANS,

AND PANTIES AND NEEDLES,AND THEY JUST MESS IT UP.

THEY WANTED HIM GONE, ANDTHE ROCK 'N' ROLL PEOPLE--

IT WAS A BIG DEBATE.

THEY WERE LIKE, "YOUCAN'T KICK HIM OUT."

AND I THOUGHT, MAN,THIS IS ACTUALLY GREATFOR HIS REPUTATION.

IT'S A GOOD CAREER MOVE.

WHEN YOU ARE GETTINGKICKED OUT FOR PARTYING...

AND YOU'VE BEENDEAD SINCE 1971,

YOU'RE A BAD ASS ROCK STAR.

CORPSES ARE COMPLAININGABOUT THE NOISE.

HEY, WE'RE TRYING TOREST IN PEACE OVER HERE.

THAT SKELETON KEEPSPULLING HIS PANTS DOWN.

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