Uncensored - Exclusive - Kristen Schaal - Big Finale

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 101 04/01/2013 Views: 2,333

Kristen Schaal introduces her charming, disarming horse. (1:57)

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-So this is the big finale.

Uh, this is a guest that I'vehad flown in on an air-- ah,

fuck.

[applause]

No, no, no.

This is a special guest.

And I'm really lucky tohave this, this guest.

And I'm sure you'll bedelighted when you meet

my dancing, charming,disarming horse!

[cheers]

[laughter]

-Aw!

-OK, so, um, no horse.

Uh, the horse decided,um, that he's dropping out

of showbiz tonight,which is great timing.

I mean, he's always had greattiming, but this is incredible.

Um, I don't know whathe's going to do.

I mean, he's a horse-- what's hegoing to do, go to law school?

I mean, he's a horse.

He has two options.

He can do showbiz or hecan go to the glue factory.

We wish we could wake up andnot want to be in showbiz.

But when you're a horse,you don't have options!

He's a horse!