Speedround - Now with Even More Poop Jokes

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TripTank's bathroom liaison establishes some ground rules, Hamish gets an underwhelming pep talk, and Nikki finds out what Donald Trump is into. (1:19)

- Next, fasten your toilet belts by

inserting them into thebuckle on your left.

Remember, you must be at least 43 inches tall to poop.

Sorry Timmy, maybe next year.

- I bet your whole life,

people have been tellingyou you're stupid.

And they're right.

You are stupid.

You're very stupid.

- Well, but where you going with this?

- [Voiceover] Robert says he was

trying to get politicians to listen when he voted leave.

- They come aroundscrounging for your boat

and they get down and I forget the rest.

- Exactly.

(audience laughs)


Just think about what that man said for a moment.

(audience laughs)

- Comedians, we're gonnashow you the website of

a questionably namedlaw firm for 250 points.

You're gonna answer a question about them.

First up, Butts , Johnson.

Butts , Johnson. (audience laughs)

What might their bus bench slogan be?

(bell dings)

- Have you been rear-ended?

(beep) it.

(audience laughs)

- Do you think he has sex or makes love?

- Probably number two.

- He probably does number two.

(audience laughs) - Probably number two.

- He's doing number two all over Melania.

- She's so beautiful, it could be number one as well.

(audience laughs) - Okay, yeah, you're right.

You're right.