Bat Person Seduces Callie

  • Season 2 , Ep 215
  • 04/11/2012
  • Views: 28,443

Callie is seduced by Mark when he appears in her bedroom dressed as the mysterious Bat Person. (1:44)

[Laughing]

OH, MAN, THIS IS HILARIOUS.

[rustling]

- [gasps]WHO'S THERE?

- [in gravelly voice]IT'S...ME.

- UH, MARK.WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LATELY?

AND WHAT DO YOU HAVEAGAINST THE DOOR?

- I PREFER TO STAYIN THE SHADOWS.

- OOH, A COSTUME.SEXY.

WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

- I'M BATPERSON.

- [giggles]

OH, THAT LOON WHO'S BEENALL OVER THE NEWSPAPERS?

THAT'S HILARIOUS.

- SHH.STOP TALKING.

[supersonic scream]

- UGH, GOOD CHRIST,

YOU HAVE TO WEARTHAT STUPID THING MORE OFTEN.

I COULD'VE DONE WITHOUT THATCRAZY SHRIEK WHEN YOU CLIMAXED,

BUT IT'S A SMALL PRICE TO PAY.

- OKAY, WELL,I MUST BE GOING.

THERE IS EVIL AFOOT.

- [giggles]WHATEVER.

- BATPERSON, AWAY.

[whines] OOH!MY COWL!

- [screams] WHAT THE [bleep]HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU LOOK LIKE STEVE BUSCEMI.

- DON'T LOOK AT ME.

- YOU WERE BITTEN BYTHAT BAT BOY, WEREN'T YOU?

WAIT A MINUTE...

YOU REALLY ARE BATPERSON?

- YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE, CALLIE.

I MUST PROTECT MY REAL IDENTITYFROM THE CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD

AND FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENTOF DC COMICS.

- MARK, YOU HAVE TOGET TREATMENT IMMEDIATELY

OR THIS COULD BECOME PERMANENT.

THERE'S NO WAY I COULDHAVE SEX WITH A BAT BOY.

WELL, AGAIN.

- I'M SORRY, CALLIE,

BUT I'M THE ONLY THING THATSTANDS BETWEEN ORDER AND CHAOS.

- YOU?

YOU REFUSE TO ARM WRESTLE

BECAUSE YOU CONSIDER ITASSAULT.

- THAT WAS MARK LILLY TALKING.

I AM BATPERSON.

THANKS FOR THE SEX, THOUGH!

- AND "BATS" ALL SHE WROTE.

- PST.THEY BEAT YOU TO IT.

- OH, MAN.

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