Uncensored - Chris Rock - Gas Is Expensive

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As gas prices increase, Chris Rock comes up with a plan to sell the fuel in bars. (1:55)

GAS IS THROUGH THE ROOF.

GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE RIGHT NOW SOON THEY GOING TO START SELLING

GAS IN BARS.

GONNA BE LIKE "I WANT TO SEND A HALF A TANK TO THE LITTLE LADY

THERE IN THE RED." I THINK PRETTY SOON PEOPLE GOING

TO BE FUCKING FOR GAS.

I THINK PEOPLE ALREADY FUCKING FOR GAS.

SOME OF Y'ALL IN HERE TONIGHTARE FUCKING FOR GAS.

LIKE, GIRL, WHY YOU WITH HIM? "HE FILLED UP MY TANK."

LADIES, IF A MAN FILLS UP YOUR TANK, YOU GOT TO FUCK HIM.

A QUARTER OF A TANK, HAND JOB.

GOT TO GET TO WORK, RIGHT?

GOT TO GET TO WORK. HA HA.

GAS IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

I DON'T GET IT. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

WE INVADE A COUNTRY WITH OIL, WITH OIL, BUT GAS COSTS MORE?

THAT DON'T MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE.

NOW I DIDN'T GO TO NO FANCY SCHOOL OR NOTHING, BUT I TELL

YOU THIS RIGHT NOW, IF I INVADE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, WINGS

WILL BE CHEAP AT MY HOUSE.

[APPLAUSE]

YEAH.

LIKE GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE NOW WHENEVER I FILL UP MY TANK, I

JUST WHIP OUT MY DICK AND JERK OFF RIGHT AT THE GASSTATION.

THAT'S WHAT I DO. IF I FILL ITUP I JERK IT OFF.

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WHEN I SPEND THAT TYPE

OF MONEY I'M USED TO COMING.

[APPLAUSE]

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