I call him a friend.
More of an acquaintance,really.
One of those people who think
they're way better friendswith you than they actually are.
Like, the other day,Kevin says to me,
"Hey, man,you know what I like to do
when I'm all by myselfand no one's around?"
And before I can say, "Hey,we're not really friends"...
[ Laughter ]
...he says,"I like to take peanut butter
and smear it all over myself
and then let my doglick it off."
I said, "Dude, you have got toget yourself a girlfriend.
I'll trade you minefor that dog."