Thank you guysfor coming to the show
my name isJoe Wengert
I'm very comfortable...
...uh, in earth tones.
What do you guys needto know about me?
Well, I'm a work in progress.
And one thing I'm tryingto work on right now is
I'm trying to havenormal interactions
with people that I know
when I see them in public
and I did not expectto see them.
That's a trouble area for me.
So, I was telling my friend,Jake, earlier today.
I knew I was gonnasee Jake today.
I don't knowif I'll see Jake tomorrow!
But hopefully if I do,I'll just be like,
"Hey, man, what's up?"
'Cause that's appropriate.
It would be inappropriateif I see him and I go,
"I'm just gonna go getsome mac and cheese real quick
No. He doesn't needto know all that.
"I'm just gonna getsome mac and cheese
"from this place calledKoo Koo Roo real quick
I don't need to put the burdenof that information
But the sad factof the matter is,
ladies and gentlemen,this is something
that I have recently said
to a real human being.
And to make matters worse,it was not my friend Jake.
It was a girl.
She was in a yoga outfit
'cause she knowshow to take care of herself.
She's like, "Hey, Joe.How's it going?"
I was like, "Ah, I'm just gonnago get some mac and cheese
"real quick... before therapy!
Because I'm a (bleep) monster."