Earthquake - Going to Jail

  • Season 7 , Ep 5
  • 03/06/2003
  • Views: 14,425

It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life. (2:41)

Earthquake: PEOPLE DON'T

UNDERSTAND, THAT'S WHY YOU'VE

GOT TO KEEP IT REAL.

A LOT OF PEOPLE GO TO JAIL, TOO.

I CAN'T GO TO JAIL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

CAN'T.

A LOT OF YOUNG BROTHERS IN JAIL

NOW.

I'VE BEEN TO JAIL.

ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN TO JAIL,

BUT I DO LITTLE STUFF FOR LITTLE

TIME.

I GO TO JAIL FOR STUFF LIKE

EATING IN THE SUPER MARKET.

(LAUGHTER)

DON'T LAUGH, ALL OF US DO THIS

STUFF.

I'M THE ONLY BROTHER GOT CAUGHT.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU GO IN THE

SUPERMARKET EAT A COUPLE GRAPES,

HAVE A FEW COOKIES,

MAKE A SANDWICH, USE SOME

OF THE LOTION, PUT IT BACK

ON THE COUNTER.

"IT SAID '35 PERCENT FREE',

THAT'S MINE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

TALKING ABOUT TIME, I GOT

A COUSIN, HE IN JAIL FOR LIFE.

LIFE.

CALLS ME THREE TIMES A DAY.

I HAD TO TELL HIM YESTERDAY,

"LOOK, MAN, YOU'RE GONNA BE

IN THERE A LONG TIME, YOU NEED

TO STRETCH THESE (BLEEP) DAMN

CALLS OUT."

(LAUGHTER)

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL

A BROTHER WITHOUT NO FUTURE.

WHAT YOU TELL HIM?

WHAT DO YOU SAY ON THE PHONE?

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND YOUR ASS

DOWN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

'CAUSE IT IS, I CAN'T DO IT.

I CAN'T EVEN STAY IN MY ROOM

AN HOUR.

SO IT'S ABOUT CHOICES.

I HAD CHOICES.

DUDE WAS ASKING ME, "COME ON,

QUAKE, BE ON MY TEAM."

BIG DRUG DEALER, I'M LIKE, "NAH,

MAN, YOU DON'T WANT ME ON YOUR

TEAM."

YOU'RE LIKE, "I TRUST YOU,

LIKE DON'T TRUST ME, I'M A WEAK

LINK."

HE SAY "WE GREW UP TOGETHER,

WE CLOSE."

I SAY, "I KNOW WE CLOSE,

'CAUSE IF THEY CATCH ME BROTHER

THEY CAUGHT US."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

'CAUSE I'M A SNITCHER.

LET THE JUDGE SAY I GOT

25 YEARS.

I NEED TO TALK TO THE D.A.

IT WAS ALL THEM BROTHERS,

YOUR HONOR, AND MY MOTHER, TOO.

COME ON UP HERE, MOMMA.

COME ON, YOU SAW THAT COCAINE

COMING IN THE HOUSE.

HOW YOU THOUGHT I GOT THIS

ROLEX, TELL 'EM WHAT YOU KNOW,

MOMMA.

YOU 80 YEARS OLD, YOU DONE LIVE

YOUR LIFE, LET ME LIVE MY LIFE,

MOMMA.

THEY AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING

TO YOU, COME ON.

AND SOMETHING ELSE I DON'T

UNDERSTAND, PLEASE, THE DEATH

ROW.

DEATH ROW, THEY'RE GONNA

TELL YOU THE DAY THEY'RE GONNA

KILL YOU AND EXPECT YOU TO BE

THERE.

(LAUGHTER)

WE ALL--

(LAUGHS)

WE ALL KNOW WE GONNA DIE

BUT WE DON'T KNOW THE DATE,

THEY GIVE YOU THE DATE.

THEY GIVE YOU THE DATE.

I'M COMING TO GET YOU

NEXT THURSDAY.

SO DON'T PLAN NOTHING THE REST

OF THE WEEK.

(LAUGHS)

THEY GIVE YOU A CALENDAR

AND THE REST OF THE PRISONERS

JUST BE MESSING WITH YOU.

"SO WHAT YOU DOING THIS FRIDAY?"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"OH, THAT'S RIGHT YOU AIN'T EVEN

GONNA BE HERE."

(LAUGHTER)

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