Amy Goes Deep with Gabe the Porn Producer

  • Season 2, Ep 1
  • 04/01/2014
  • Views: 27,272

A porn producer named Gabe explains his filming technique and recalls a time he got messy while on a shoot. (2:10)

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So, Gabe, you editand produce porn.Yeah.

How did you get startedworking in porn?

My friend told me, "If you wantto work in TV, find a production

studio that makessomething you love."

So I was like, let mefind a porn studio

that makessomething I love.

What's the name ofthe last porn you shot?

Um, it is called"(Bleep)more."

It's...

Is this about me?It's not.

We can Photoshop yourface on the cover--

(Amy)I'd appreciate that.

What's your favoritescene you've ever shot?

The thing I'm most proud of isa double penetration shot we,

we got away with.What's that?

I'm just kidding.Oh, man, okay.

'Cause I couldtell you.

No...Would you ever do it?

Oh no, no,God, no.Why?

I don't know if I gotthe body for that.

Like--Come on.

I could work it,but like, not--Girl.

Is it more important to havea good body or a huge (bleep)?

We've gotten some older guyswith like, craggy faces and

like, really saggy, butthen they have these like,

giant 11-inch dicks.Giant dongs.

What do you do?It's like a chest-downkind of thing.

So you'll like, pan up to theirface every now and then--

Ooh, ooh, ooh.Like, he's a human!

And then youjust go back.Right.

"We promise!

This isn't a centaur."

What if someone's justlike, a really bad actor?

Like, so bad.

Have you everreplaced anyone?

Like, you'd besurprised how many people

don't show uplast minute.

So sometimes we'll have like,backups, that we'll call like,

a half hour before and be like,"Yo, is your butt clean?

Come over."So cute.

That's how they ask meto get ready for the show

in the morning.

"Schumer, cleanyour butt."

I'm like,"I don't wanna!"

What's the worst thingyou've witnessed this year?

Usually what I haveto do is get that like,

beneath the(bleep) shot.Okay.

So it's almost likeyou're a tiny ant

and you're juststaring up at...That's cute.

What a cute metaphor.

This is getting--why is this so cute?

I don't know.You've likea weevil.

You're like, "So I'min 'Fraggle Rock'."

Oh my God.So this dude,he like,

um, pulls his (bleep)just as he's (bleep)--

You're not like,wearing a poncho--No.

You're not ata Gallagher show.No.

And I kid you not, it waslike Niagara Falls.

It was just like, a wave oflike, (bleep) to the face.

This sounds like theworst case scenario.It was really rough.

And it's like, somehow by thegrace of whatever God exists,

it missed my mouth.

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